jhoijhoi wrote:
Have you ever...
... had to use a really old laptop...
... with a broken left shift and ctrl key...
1. Yes
2. No
But my friend had a bit better "fun" with old laptop :P
Old Toshiba with Japanese keyboard xD, he learned the mapping of all the buttons by heart :P
So have you ever tried that?
Have you ever : Went to a club, saw a good looking girl, flirted a bit, bringed her back home, talke a bit with some drinks and when the fun starts, she starts undressing and then.... OMFG SHE HAS A *****. Akward moment. REALLY akward.
P.S. It happened to a good friend of mine. I laughed my *** off when he texted me to tell me what happened.
But my friend had a bit better "fun" with old laptop :P
Old Toshiba with Japanese keyboard xD, he learned the mapping of all the buttons by heart :P
So have you ever tried that?
Your friend is 1337.
P.S. It happened to a good friend of mine. I laughed my *** off when he texted me to tell me what happened.
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But my friend had a bit better "fun" with old laptop :P
Old Toshiba with Japanese keyboard xD, he learned the mapping of all the buttons by heart :P
So have you ever tried that?
Your friend is 1337.
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JEFFY40HANDS wrote:
But yes this idea has been discussed more than Pam Anderson's tits in a plastic surgeons office.
jhoijhoi wrote:
Have you ever...
... had to use a really old laptop...
... with a broken left shift and ctrl key...
... so you took the shift key from the right side and tried to put it on the left side, but now the key won't go back on either positions...
... so you're left with two broken shift keys?
That's not that bad - my Enter key is screwed, and my left mouse button too.
DuffTime wrote:
ok ok plz carry me omg
i was only waiting for you to ask
Temzilla wrote:
Too hot to be icecream.
Luther3000 wrote:
He looks like a hair gel advert on legs
Toshabi wrote:
Icecreamy, with hair as slick and smooth as the ocean waves of Cocobana
Have you ever...
... watched a movie...
... with your parents and siblings...
... and a sex scene plays for a good 5-10 minutes?
Seriously, movies these days are tasteless.
... watched a movie...
... with your parents and siblings...
... and a sex scene plays for a good 5-10 minutes?
Seriously, movies these days are tasteless.
jhoijhoi wrote:
Put a Vodka Cruiser in the freezer and forgot about it.
Then took it out and shook it to see if it was totally frozen.
Then had to suck up all the fizz as it spurted out the sides?
And then once it stopped spurting you undid the cap and sucked and tounged out as much vodka/ice as possible?
Then shook the bottle in order to loosen the ice, but a glob shoots out of the top and hits you in the face?
Except the last part, that happens like every weekend to me, but with non-alcohlic drinks :/
jhoijhoi wrote:
Have you ever...
... watched a movie...
... with your parents and siblings...
... and a sex scene plays for a good 5-10 minutes?
Seriously, movies these days are tasteless.
Been there, done that.
Movies are really tasteless these days, i mean ONLY 5-10 MINUTES OF PORN!
Back in my day, we had PROPER porn.

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