Lame Jokes Game

[quote=Fictionized]Make some lame jokes, I'm bored. x.x Here's mine: Dude 1: DUDE, can you believe that after all that crap they're still together?! Dude 2: Who is? Dude 1: MY BUTTCHEEKS! Dude 2: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL Edit: You need the meme's x.x http://www.quiterly.com/1488/lame-joke-9001[/quote]

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[quote=Wintermond]How many electricians does it take to change a lightblub? One.[/quote]

[quote=Wintermond]Why can't Amy Whinehouse drive? She's dead.[/quote]

[quote=Embracing]Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. HAHAHAHAHA.BESTJOKEEVER.[/quote]

[quote=Jovy][quote=RosePhoenix] Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. HAHAHAHAHA.BESTJOKEEVER. [/quote] Why did the dinosaur cross the street? because the chicken was on vacation.[/quote]

[quote=TheJohn][quote=MissMaw] [quote=RosePhoenix] Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. HAHAHAHAHA.BESTJOKEEVER. [/quote] Why did the dinosaur cross the street? because the chicken was on vacation. [/quote] lol, that one is even better[/quote]

[quote=Fictionized]So lame. xD[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]If you're not a musician you probably won't get this... Minor triad goes into a bar...the WHOLE story: C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.[/quote]

[quote=Taneren][quote=The_Nameless_Bard] If you're not a musician you probably won't get this... [/quote] Damn.[/quote]