Lame Jokes Game
Creator: January 29, 2012 7:22am
The_Nameless_Bard wrote:
left lame sobbing in the dust and ran straight after "OMFG THAT'S TERRIBLE"
Like I said, bad joke ;) Isn't that what the whole thread was about..? :p
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DuffTime wrote:
ok ok plz carry me omg
i was only waiting for you to ask
Temzilla wrote:
Too hot to be icecream.
Luther3000 wrote:
He looks like a hair gel advert on legs
Toshabi wrote:
Icecreamy, with hair as slick and smooth as the ocean waves of Cocobana
2 carpenters are having an arguement over their measurements. Their boss, a woman, comes over. She takes a look at their measurements and turns to the man, Tim, who she happened to have had sex with the night before. She looks him in the eye and says "We're going with Fred's measurments because no matter what you say Tim, you'll never get me to believe this..." she holds up her thumb and forefinger barely spread apart "is 10 inches"
Jebus McAzn wrote:
I thought the typical response to that joke was "Because black people have no rights" but I suppose we're going for sexism instead of racism here.
Sure.. i can do racist..
How do u get a black man down from a tree?
U cut the rope.
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JEFFY40HANDS wrote:
2 carpenters are having an arguement over their measurements. Their boss, a woman, comes over. She takes a look at their measurements and turns to the man, Tim, who she happened to have had sex with the night before. She looks him in the eye and says "We're going with Fred's measurments because no matter what you say Tim, you'll never get me to believe this..." she holds up her thumb and forefinger barely spread apart "is 10 inches"
so bad.................
I told a couple chemistry jokes yesterday...
there was no reaction
there was no reaction
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