Lame Jokes Game

[quote=Jebus McAzn]I thought the typical response to that joke was "Because black people have no rights" but I suppose we're going for sexism instead of racism here.[/quote]

[quote=IceCreamy][quote=The_Nameless_Bard] [quote=IceCreamy] Why does Beyonce always sing: "to the left, to the left"? Because women have no rights ;P It was a lame joke, right? :D [/quote] left lame sobbing in the dust and ran straight after "OMFG THAT'S TERRIBLE" [/quote] Like I said, bad joke ;) Isn't that what the whole thread was about..? :p How would you call a fly that can't fly? A walk. Can a match box? No, but a tin can.[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]2 carpenters are having an arguement over their measurements. Their boss, a woman, comes over. She takes a look at their measurements and turns to the man, Tim, who she happened to have had sex with the night before. She looks him in the eye and says "We're going with Fred's measurments because no matter what you say Tim, you'll never get me to believe this..." she holds up her thumb and forefinger barely spread apart "is 10 inches"[/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden][quote=Jebus McAzn] I thought the typical response to that joke was "Because black people have no rights" but I suppose we're going for sexism instead of racism here. [/quote] Sure.. i can do racist.. How do u get a black man down from a tree? U cut the rope.[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard][quote=JEFFY40HANDS] 2 carpenters are having an arguement over their measurements. Their boss, a woman, comes over. She takes a look at their measurements and turns to the man, Tim, who she happened to have had sex with the night before. She looks him in the eye and says "We're going with Fred's measurments because no matter what you say Tim, you'll never get me to believe this..." she holds up her thumb and forefinger barely spread apart "is 10 inches" [/quote] so bad.................[/quote]

[quote=LaCorpse]I told a couple chemistry jokes yesterday... there was no reaction[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Why did the mexican high school girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay.[/quote]

[quote=Jovy]^at first i was like what? and then i was like ESSEEEY.... lololol n1 :D[/quote]

[quote=DrEskimo]You guys ever seen that clown at the mall who hides from gay people?[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]What did one vagina say to the other vagina? Nothing Her "mouth" was full What's long hard and full of seamen? A submarine. Whats dark damp and full of crabs? A sea cave.[/quote]