Lame Jokes Game
Creator: January 29, 2012 7:22am
Jebus McAzn wrote:
I thought the typical response to that joke was "Because black people have no rights" but I suppose we're going for sexism instead of racism here.
Sure.. i can do racist..
How do u get a black man down from a tree?
U cut the rope.
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JEFFY40HANDS wrote:
2 carpenters are having an arguement over their measurements. Their boss, a woman, comes over. She takes a look at their measurements and turns to the man, Tim, who she happened to have had sex with the night before. She looks him in the eye and says "We're going with Fred's measurments because no matter what you say Tim, you'll never get me to believe this..." she holds up her thumb and forefinger barely spread apart "is 10 inches"
so bad.................
I told a couple chemistry jokes yesterday...
there was no reaction
there was no reaction
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Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes to play in the water. Shortly thereafter, the boy runs to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
The mother cleverly replies, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are!"
With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play. Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some men with ****s a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
"The bigger they are, the dumber they are!" she replies.
With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play. Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more he talked, the dumber he got!"
The mother cleverly replies, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are!"
With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play. Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some men with ****s a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
"The bigger they are, the dumber they are!" she replies.
With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play. Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more he talked, the dumber he got!"
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