Lame Jokes Game

[quote=Taneren][quote=The_Nameless_Bard] If you're not a musician you probably won't get this... [/quote] Damn.[/quote]

[quote=Jovy][quote=Taneren] [quote=The_Nameless_Bard] If you're not a musician you probably won't get this... [/quote] Damn. [/quote][/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden][quote=The_Nameless_Bard] If you are a musician, chances are u'll get half of this joke. Minor triad goes into a bar...the WHOLE story: C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. [/quote] Fix'd[/quote]

[quote=Fictionized][quote=MissMaw] Damn. [/quote][/quote]

[quote=tehAsian][quote=The_Nameless_Bard] If you're not a musician you probably won't get this... Minor triad goes into a bar...the WHOLE story: C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. [/quote] SO MUCH PUNS >:O Yes I get it.[/quote]

[quote=The Sad Gamer]When I was born I could chose between a big dick and a good memory but I forgot wich one I chose.[/quote]

[quote=mysim20][quote=The_Nameless_Bard] If you're not a musician you probably won't get this... Minor triad goes into a bar...the WHOLE story: C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. [/quote] hilarity ensues.[/quote]

[quote=Embracing]Is that supposed top help you memorize them ^ ^[/quote]

[quote=Wayne3100]A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at it and asks: "So, why the long face?" HUEHUEHUE so good[/quote]

[quote=Jovy]-What did the ghost say to the wall? Hey just passing through.[/quote]