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Creator: Fictionized January 29, 2012 7:22am
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Make some lame jokes, I'm bored. x.x Here's mine:

Dude 1: DUDE, can you believe that after all that **** they're still together?!
Dude 2: Who is?
Dude 1: MY BUTTCHEEKS!
Dude 2: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL

Edit: You need the meme's x.x http://www.quiterly.com/1488/lame-joke-9001
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How many electricians does it take to change a lightblub?

One.

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Why can't Amy Whinehouse drive?

She's dead.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

HAHAHAHAHA.BESTJOKEEVER.
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Quoted:

Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

HAHAHAHAHA.BESTJOKEEVER.


Why did the dinosaur cross the street?
because the chicken was on vacation.
I got freedom, I got a lady, I got a cause I'd die for. That's who I am.
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MissMaw wrote:



Why did the dinosaur cross the street?
because the chicken was on vacation.


lol, that one is even better
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So lame. xD
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If you're not a musician you probably won't get this...

Minor triad goes into a bar...the WHOLE story:
C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.
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If you're not a musician you probably won't get this...


Damn.
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