Nothing feels more strange than....
Creator: June 6, 2012 10:37amCanoas wrote:
we should make this a game. I'll go.
...finding out the girl you've been hitting on is your friend's cousin
Agreed. This is now a forum game thread. I'll go next.
...finding bits of monkey brain in your chicken soup.
Huge thanks + hugs to MissMaw for my sigs!
... waking up naked in a tree after being offered a drink by a stranger.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Being in the shower, and for no reason suddenly going blind, hearing an incredibly loud ringing noise, and have extremely severe fatigue to the point where you can't even stand up, and then 10 seconds later everything fixes, and you feel really normal again, except you feel a need to vomit explosively.
Yep, pretty much the strangest thing that's happened to me... :/
Yep, pretty much the strangest thing that's happened to me... :/
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......waking up from a blackout on a hardwood floor of an empty room..................................................of your ex's.............=/
I must disagree
Nothing feels more strange than to wake up on a stone floor with a hangover and see a man in a bath robe walk in with a strange smile.
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