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DuskToGlory
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dirtiest joke i've ever read:
A lady goes to the doctor's office and tells the doctor that she can't get her husband to have sex with her anymore. So, the doctor gives her some pills and says to give her husband one each night in his dinner whenever she wants to have sex. That night she gave him one and they had a decent night of sex. The next night she decided to try 4 pills and she had even better sex. Well the next night she tried 8 pills and the sex was wonderful. So the next night she decided to dump the whole bottle in his dinner. The next day her son showed up at the doctor's office and and said, "Doctor, Doctor, what did you do to my Daddy? My mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my butt hurts, and my dad's going around saying here kitty, kitty, kitty!"
A lady goes to the doctor's office and tells the doctor that she can't get her husband to have sex with her anymore. So, the doctor gives her some pills and says to give her husband one each night in his dinner whenever she wants to have sex. That night she gave him one and they had a decent night of sex. The next night she decided to try 4 pills and she had even better sex. Well the next night she tried 8 pills and the sex was wonderful. So the next night she decided to dump the whole bottle in his dinner. The next day her son showed up at the doctor's office and and said, "Doctor, Doctor, what did you do to my Daddy? My mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my butt hurts, and my dad's going around saying here kitty, kitty, kitty!"
Keondre
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She is poor. So she only has a can. She is moving by kicking it down the street.
She is poor. So she only has a can. She is moving by kicking it down the street.
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Mintleaves
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WTF idgt and don;t say im dumb because i am NOT!!! 1
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Keondre
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WTF idgt so don't say I'm dumb because I am NOT!!! !
Fixed your errors. They are highlighted in light green.
Fixed your errors. They are highlighted in light green.
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Mintleaves
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Annie is searching through the trahs and alleys
Trist walks up to her and asks: What are you doing?
Annie says: Have you seen my bear Tibbers?
Trist said: Well... you see um... I wanted to shoot something.
Annie: Don't make me hurt you!
Trist walks up to her and asks: What are you doing?
Annie says: Have you seen my bear Tibbers?
Trist said: Well... you see um... I wanted to shoot something.
Annie: Don't make me hurt you!
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DuskToGlory
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Keondre wrote:
@tehAsian
She is poor. So she only has a can. She is moving by kicking it down the street.
and that's funny how?
Thanks to WOMBO for the sig.
Working on a
Pantheon guide, will finish when I get around to it, could be never.
+Rep? I don't need it, but if you really want me to have it, I wont stop you.
Keondre
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DuskToGlory wrote:
and that's funny how?
Did I ever say it was funny? No. Just because its a joke doesn't mean it was intended to be funny.
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Still don't get it.
What's the can for? :O
maybe she lives in it?