Official QQ Thread

[quote=koksei]After I dropped around 220 elo I decided to go ranked again. I played 1 game on saturday 1 game on sunday and 1 game today. Game 1: My toplaner dies at minute 3 gives away FB says: GEGE top is lost bye. --> leaves Since the other lanes were behind as well and our jungler had to go top then they just camped mid until he went afk aswell .. we then just asked them to gather mid and end it to not waste more time since 3v5 while being behind isn't rly the greatest thing. TL;DR - 1 Afk resulting in another AFK for the retarded reason of getting killed once. Game 2: Directly starts with a leaver (probably the internet connection) and the enemy team takes full advantage of it I actually didn't die once in mid even tho I got camped but when we went bottom for their jungler cuz he was taking our blue because our jungler didn't even connect to the game we got fucked by 5 man bot --> jungler mid and a tp from top lane. We then agreed to let them go mid again since botlane was 0/5 by that time anyway and top and mid were about equal. TL;DR - 1 dc from minute 1 on Game 3: Well at least no1 dced this game. I was supporting a trist - which I always hate cuz I main/mained trist and it's like you see your own child getting r****. She was as I expected more like mediocre and missed out 2-3 kills on bot no need to worry tho. Meanwhile top our Diana died and died and died and died and died oh.. did I mention she died again. So when she was finally 1/7/0 she wrote this, cuz our jungler and mid called her a feeder noob:"Okay now I feed" so she just went for mid, bot and every enemy champ she found and died. She ended the game with 2/13 or sth. We obviously lost well atleast the enemy team ended fast after we asked them too and I met a nice person in the enemy team. TL;DR - 1 guy goes 1/7/0 then say:"Now I feed" and finally scores sth like 2/13/1 So.. I don't think I could've carried even one of those I kept my attitude positive in all did not flame and tried my best. I guess you can't win all games but slowly it's rly pissing me off. Now I am 1526.. YEHA ALMOST BACK TO SILVER soo fucking retarded.[/quote]

[quote=Xeronn]Can't play in-houses due to timezone T~T[/quote]

[quote=jhoijhoi]qq my Ashe guide won't update.[/quote]

[quote=Embracing]Plays soloq smurf game. Enemy team has three people with a team tag. Garen doesn't connect. Bot Ezreal and Shen mass feed. I get three-man and four-man ganked mid game. Ezreal AFKS. FML[/quote]

[quote=BluAnimal][img=http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/3120/4v5.png] Dear Riot Gods. What have I done to anger you?[/quote]

[quote=Vapora Dark][quote=BluAnimal] [img=http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/3120/4v5.png] Dear Riot Gods. What have I done to anger you? [/quote] ...Did you lose that game? Because even if they were fed, it was 5v4, or appeared to be... AND LOL, DAT CORKI'S BOOTS MAN, JUST NOTICED THEM.[/quote]

[quote=BluAnimal]Yes I did lose than one. [[corki]] got first blood and proceeded to towerdive for a second kill. I couldn't heal him in time because he [[flash]]ed the wrong way, then proceeded to call me the worst support ever in /all chat. I shrugged it off, we came out on top, both AD carries were 1/1/0 at this point. Fast forward a bit. About level 6 [[nunu]] dies to [[cho'gath]] and ragequits. I have a good feeling about how the game is going. I later grab [[philosopher's stone]], [[heart of gold]] and [[oracle's elixir]] and start killing [[janna]]s wards. I tell Corki to play it careful, I'm going upriver to deward. He dies to [[graves]], giving Graves a now 3/1/0 lead. He continues to flame me for it and blame it all on me. Late game [[skarner]] has become an unstoppable force and tanks everything, especially turrets. Corki continues to feed but justifies it by saying he's worth no gold, so it's okay for him to die. They grab Baron a second time and push us into our inhibitors. Corki gets caught once more. By the end of the game they took all our inhibitors out and recalled for the final push. During this time [[corki]] grabs [[boots of mobility]] and his [[zeal]]/[[phantom dancer]] and proceeds to rush through the jungle, [[flash]] into dragon, keep rushing to their base, [[valkyrie]] over the wall and drop a [[sight ward]]. [[Cho'gath]] (who I'm assuming at this point is his pre-made friend) [[teleport]]s onto the ward and they both rush the spawn. [[Graves]] recalls in time and kills both of them nearly instantly. [[olaf]] disconnects and me and [[malzahar]] are left to defend the tower-less nexus. Tl;dr Corki ends up trolling after feeding.[/quote]

[quote=Minho]/QQ I am procrastinating on my guide.. making it really hard to release because I am lazy D:[/quote]

[quote=Whirlnami7]So much trollage[/quote]

[quote=Vapora Dark][quote=BluAnimal] Yes I did lose than one. [[corki]] got first blood and proceeded to towerdive for a second kill. I couldn't heal him in time because he [[flash]]ed the wrong way, then proceeded to call me the worst support ever in /all chat. I shrugged it off, we came out on top, both AD carries were 1/1/0 at this point. Fast forward a bit. About level 6 [[nunu]] dies to [[cho'gath]] and ragequits. I have a good feeling about how the game is going. I later grab [[philosopher's stone]], [[heart of gold]] and [[oracle's elixir]] and start killing [[janna]]s wards. I tell Corki to play it careful, I'm going upriver to deward. He dies to [[graves]], giving Graves a now 3/1/0 lead. He continues to flame me for it and blame it all on me. Late game [[skarner]] has become an unstoppable force and tanks everything, especially turrets. Corki continues to feed but justifies it by saying he's worth no gold, so it's okay for him to die. They grab Baron a second time and push us into our inhibitors. Corki gets caught once more. By the end of the game they took all our inhibitors out and recalled for the final push. During this time [[corki]] grabs [[boots of mobility]] and his [[zeal]]/[[phantom dancer]] and proceeds to rush through the jungle, [[flash]] into dragon, keep rushing to their base, [[valkyrie]] over the wall and drop a [[sight ward]]. [[Cho'gath]] (who I'm assuming at this point is his pre-made friend) [[teleport]]s onto the ward and they both rush the spawn. [[Graves]] recalls in time and kills both of them nearly instantly. [[olaf]] disconnects and me and [[malzahar]] are left to defend the tower-less nexus. Tl;dr Corki ends up trolling after feeding. [/quote] Oh... I feel your pain bro. :([/quote]