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"3.Vorpal Spikes: Due to the high amount of particles that are rendered every time Cho'Gath attacks anything with this ability toggled, it is quite effective against players with ineffective hardware. Since, as we know, 99% of ranked players are Brazilian and live in trees, this ability is extremely potent in high Elo play."
I'm Brazilian and I don't live in a tree. I liked your guide, but I would like it if you changed this part. Even because we are NOT the majority of players at ranked, thoutgh most of the noobs and trolls say they are Brazillian for no ****ing reason.
For the brazillionth time I am forced to ask someone, "Que?". It is quite obvious that you are simply an American masquerading as a legitimate Brasilian. Everyone knows that coconut keyboards, like the ones used by gamers of this region do not have 'shift' keys and so are unable to produce capital letters. So when you say 'NOT' you give yourself away as a rich American bourgeois who simply wishes to pretend like he sympathizes with our fellow, tree-dwelling, South American counterparts.
I'm Brazilian and I don't live in a tree. I liked your guide, but I would like it if you changed this part. Even because we are NOT the majority of players at ranked, thoutgh most of the noobs and trolls say they are Brazillian for no ****ing reason.
YOU can't chose 2 times heal for sommoer spell.
The guide is a wall of text.
6 Warmog's Armor can work but its not a good idea
Bro, I'm not entirely sure what you want. You seem to dislike my build because there are too many words. Well, I'm sorry, but Mobafire wouldn't allow me to draw pictures to illustrate my point. Also, I thought it was clear that the high Elo build was meant to be a mockery and was for entertainment purposes only. If you don't find it funny, that's fair enough, but don't down vote the build just based on that.
Terrible guide.
You seem upset... at his absurd amount of health.
You can shave a neckbeard, but buttfrustration will never heal.
The guide is a wall of text.
6 Warmog's Armor can work but its not a good idea
Defeating the "high elo" build is really easy: Just ignore him since he can't do ****.
My good man...one does not simply ignore a six stack Cho'Gath. He is so large that in team fights it is impossible to avoid clicking on and attacking him.
In order to give more visual appeal to your guide, you need to use bbcoding.
On another note:
While I agree the guide could use BBcoding, well, some builds on this site are not to be taken seriously. And some of them are intentionally so. This is one of them. And it's awesome
On another note:
I like it! You have my vote!
P.S. I suggest comment to vote in guide setup to avoid trollvoters...