Smurfs onto NA, goes into beginner bot games just to secure First Win of the Day, thinking, 'This'll be a cinch'. 4 feeder noobs, end-game: 33-40 to bots, our victory. I had 25 kills. It was a 45 minute game.
Jax - 5 Giant's Belt, Kassadin - No items, didn't use chat. Ashe - Smite and Surge. Galio - qq-ing about not getting kills when he couldn't farm and fed. Me Nunu qq because of noob team that I had to carry to victory when I wanted to practice support.
Also, I have never ever ever EVER seen such fat bots. They were fatter than a 6-stack Cho'Gath buffed by Lulu ulti.
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Jax - 5 Giant's Belt, Kassadin - No items, didn't use chat. Ashe - Smite and Surge. Galio - qq-ing about not getting kills when he couldn't farm and fed. Me Nunu qq because of noob team that I had to carry to victory when I wanted to practice support.
Also, I have never ever ever EVER seen such fat bots. They were fatter than a 6-stack Cho'Gath buffed by Lulu ulti.
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sirell wrote:
Smurfs onto NA, goes into beginner bot games just to secure First Win of the Day, thinking, 'This'll be a cinch'. 4 feeder noobs, end-game: 33-40 to bots, our victory. I had 25 kills. It was a 45 minute game.
Jax - 5 Giant's Belt, Kassadin - No items, didn't use chat. Ashe - Smite and Surge. Galio - qq-ing about not getting kills when he couldn't farm and fed. Me Nunu qq because of noob team that I had to carry to victory when I wanted to practice support.
Also, I have never ever ever EVER seen such fat bots. They were fatter than a 6-stack Cho'Gath buffed by Lulu ulti.
TL;DR Bots OP
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But yes this idea has been discussed more than Pam Anderson's tits in a plastic surgeons office.
my bad
So my entire team was at enemy base
2 inhibitors
1 nexus left for them
NO TURRETS
2 people alive on their team
MY TEAM FOCUSES THE ****ING INHIBITORS
WHEN THE NEXUS WAS ALONE EASILY TAKED DOWN
WE WERE WINNING
MY ****ING TEAM FOCUSES INHIBS
LETS THEIR TEAM RESPAWN
THEIR TEAM KILLS US
COMES TO OUR BASE AND KILLS THE NEXUS
IT WAS RIGHT ****ING THERE WE COULDA TAKEN IT DOWN IN SECONDS
JUST KILLED THE 2 IDIOTS WHO WERE STILL ALIVE
AND TAKEN DOWN THE NEXUS
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID
I WANT TO ****ING RIP THE HEADS OF EVERYONE ON MY ****ING TEAM
ALL ****ING IDIOTS
I need a hug
2 inhibitors
1 nexus left for them
NO TURRETS
2 people alive on their team
MY TEAM FOCUSES THE ****ING INHIBITORS
WHEN THE NEXUS WAS ALONE EASILY TAKED DOWN
WE WERE WINNING
MY ****ING TEAM FOCUSES INHIBS
LETS THEIR TEAM RESPAWN
THEIR TEAM KILLS US
COMES TO OUR BASE AND KILLS THE NEXUS
IT WAS RIGHT ****ING THERE WE COULDA TAKEN IT DOWN IN SECONDS
JUST KILLED THE 2 IDIOTS WHO WERE STILL ALIVE
AND TAKEN DOWN THE NEXUS
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID
I WANT TO ****ING RIP THE HEADS OF EVERYONE ON MY ****ING TEAM
ALL ****ING IDIOTS
I need a hug
^Reminds me of the time when I was playing 
Lee Sin, we were winning, and my team threw so the game became two sided.
We finally managed to ace them so me and Teemo push to their bare nexus. Anivia and our bot decided to farm jungle.
Nexus was literally at 100 health when their inhibs respawned, took us out 2v5 (I was the 2) and we lost.
Solo Queue in a nutshell.
Lee Sin, we were winning, and my team threw so the game became two sided.We finally managed to ace them so me and
Teemo push to their bare nexus. Anivia and our bot decided to farm jungle.Nexus was literally at 100 health when their inhibs respawned, took us out 2v5 (I was the 2) and we lost.
Solo Queue in a nutshell.
^ Reminds me of a time I was backdooring with Yi. I had the whole team with me, the enemy was 3 and pushing our turrets as well.
Up until this point, we had not won a single team fight because my team was so damn noob. I was 25/13 and had accounted for more than 2/3rds of the team's kills because practically all other lanes and champions were useless. Varus had one Phantom Dancer, boots and Zeal. No damage on him. Our Ashe had built a Tiamat for 'farming', which is really another way of saying, 'can't last-hit'. Even then, I had higher CS than her. So our team = 0 damage except for me, who was raping their team as Yi. I could go 3v1 and still come out on top just by right-clicking. I digress.
So I was pushing botlane and they were pushing top. My whole team then decides to recall, leaving me alone (no minions, either) to push turrets/inhibitors by myself. I ping them and tell them in chat to push turrets, but nope, they must recall, all die and then leave me standing by a inhibitor, but unable to push the Nexus turrets because I would easily die. ggqq.
Up until this point, we had not won a single team fight because my team was so damn noob. I was 25/13 and had accounted for more than 2/3rds of the team's kills because practically all other lanes and champions were useless. Varus had one Phantom Dancer, boots and Zeal. No damage on him. Our Ashe had built a Tiamat for 'farming', which is really another way of saying, 'can't last-hit'. Even then, I had higher CS than her. So our team = 0 damage except for me, who was raping their team as Yi. I could go 3v1 and still come out on top just by right-clicking. I digress.
So I was pushing botlane and they were pushing top. My whole team then decides to recall, leaving me alone (no minions, either) to push turrets/inhibitors by myself. I ping them and tell them in chat to push turrets, but nope, they must recall, all die and then leave me standing by a inhibitor, but unable to push the Nexus turrets because I would easily die. ggqq.
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