A GUY SHE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T HAVE A MAJOR CRUSH ON
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Vavena wrote:
Sorry to disappoint your assumptions, but I've never loved or crushed on a guy before LOL
I'm straight though ;D
I already told you... the distance between us is too much to handle for me. You have to find someone else Vavena. I'm sorry :(
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Vav is gonna start stalking WATCH OUT
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Nope he just looks exactly like him, dats all