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Canoas
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Catcher in the Rye is overrated, just saying.
Also, kama sutra is really ****ed up. You'd think it was about sex, right? Nope, it's more like reading how to summon Satan. I was surprised, and relieved, to find out that no position involved animal sacrifices though.
Also, kama sutra is really ****ed up. You'd think it was about sex, right? Nope, it's more like reading how to summon Satan. I was surprised, and relieved, to find out that no position involved animal sacrifices though.
Lord of the flies is overrated >:D
Nah, I dunno, it was just a little boring to me..
Nah, I dunno, it was just a little boring to me..
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
^Oh wow..
Lawl.
Lawl.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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I quite enjoyed Socrate's Apology. Extremely hard to read, but damn is it worth it. It'll change your view on the world, I can guarantee it.
I couln't say what THE best book is, but the best trilogy I've ever read, and will probably ever read, is the Chaos Walking Trilogy.
1- The Knife of Never Letting Go
2- The Ask and the Answer
3- Monsters of Men
This trilogy is nothing but a perfect masterpiece. I recommend it to everyone. 10/10 for me.
I also extremely loved the Spook's Adventur ( I think this is the name in english. I never found those books in their original language, english. I only read it in french).
Everything is so well explained and described, it's crazy. While reading The Spook's Adventure, you literally feel yourself enter their world and you feel like you're living the adventure with the characters. Also a 10/10 for me. I recommend it to anyone.
EDIT : It's not the Spook's Adventure, but The Wardstone Chronicles. In french, the title is L'Épopé de l' Épouvanteur. Or, if I translate word by word, it would be Spook's Adventure. Translation epic fail!
I couln't say what THE best book is, but the best trilogy I've ever read, and will probably ever read, is the Chaos Walking Trilogy.
1- The Knife of Never Letting Go
2- The Ask and the Answer
3- Monsters of Men
This trilogy is nothing but a perfect masterpiece. I recommend it to everyone. 10/10 for me.
I also extremely loved the Spook's Adventur ( I think this is the name in english. I never found those books in their original language, english. I only read it in french).
Everything is so well explained and described, it's crazy. While reading The Spook's Adventure, you literally feel yourself enter their world and you feel like you're living the adventure with the characters. Also a 10/10 for me. I recommend it to anyone.
EDIT : It's not the Spook's Adventure, but The Wardstone Chronicles. In french, the title is L'Épopé de l' Épouvanteur. Or, if I translate word by word, it would be Spook's Adventure. Translation epic fail!
+rep me and you'll get good karma, wich means you won't be reincarnated into a rock! Isn't that awesome?
JEFFY40HANDS wrote:
But yes this idea has been discussed more than Pam Anderson's tits in a plastic surgeons office.
MrCuddowls wrote:
No i get them
My favorite was Lord of the Flies
It was an amazing book
And piggy will be missed
Well then Cuddowls, tell me about them. I want a 5 page paper on each book giving me YOUR analysis of what each book is about. Keep in mind I will not accept plagiarism. You have until Sunday evening around let's say 5:00 PM EST.
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What do you consider the best books ever made
Heres my list
1. Catcher in the Rye
2. The Great Gatsby
3. To Kill a Mockingbird
4. Lord of the Flies