Champion & Skin Sale: At the Polling Place

[quote=Mowen][center][color=#ffff00][h2]Champion & Skin Sale: At the Polling Place[/h2][/color] [url=http://euw.leagueoflegends.com/news/champion-skin-sale-polling-place][color=#808000][h4]Posted by Karthus on Mon, 11/05/2012 - 23:14[/h4][/color][/url][/center] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] Why am I here? I’m a polling place “volunteer”—HA. Yes, because I willingly donned this Statue of Karthus getup and happily skipped outside to be a billboard for democracy. Even my undead derriere is sweating in this unseasonal heat. Go out and represent your constituency, they said. It’ll be great to have a representative from the Shadow Isles greeting people at the polls, they said. [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] [columns][indent] [nextcol][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Leona_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Oh, look who’s here: it’s [[Leona]] with her sunny holier-than-thou disposition. Will you be voting “Yes” on the solar energy proposition? Of course; I’m so surprised. Too bad the Solari lobbyists don’t have half the charisma of their lunar competitors—hey! Sheath that Zenith Blade! [b]487 RP[/b][/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Irelia_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Careful with those spirit blades, [[Irelia]]. Although you should only be using the provided paper-poking implements, be my guest and stab away with your magic-trick knives. You have only yourself to blame if your ballot has hanging chads. [b]487 RP[/b][/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Riven_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol][[Riven]]How many times do I have to chase you out of here? I don’t care about your supposed right to picket. No one here is going to listen to your third-party write-in shpiel, especially not after that social media battle-bunny scandal. [b]487 RP[/b][/columns] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] [columns][indent] [nextcol][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Pantheon_Ruthless_Splash.jpg height=160 width=275] [nextcol][indent] [img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Pantheon_Ruthless_SS.jpg height=154 width=265] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]For summoner’s sake, cover yourself up, [b]Ruthless Pantheon[/b]! You’re the only one here to vote, not each of your 300 individual sinews. This is madness. Go wrap yourself in a booth curtain before I lay waste to every exposed inch of you. [b]260 RP[/b] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Trundle_Junkyard_Splash.jpg height=160 width=275] [nextcol][indent] [img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Trundle_Junkyard_SS.jpg height=154 width=265] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]From whom is that foul smell emanating?! It’s like rotting salmon marinated in cystic pus. It can only be [b]Junkyard Trundle[/b]. I guess everyone has the right to express his opinion in the matters of governing our fine realm, because clearly politics are easier to grasp than basic hygiene. [b]487 RP[/b] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/KogMaw_Jurassic_Splash.jpg height=160 width=275] [nextcol][indent] [img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/KogMaw_Jurassic_SS.jpg height=154 width=265] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]And now [b]Jurassic Kog’Maw’s[/b] drooled caustic acid all over his booth. Disgusting. And, naturally, he’s eaten his ballot. Someone pry open his ribs and dig it out before he leaves it behind, encased in a fossilized lump. [b]487 RP[/b] [/columns] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] This fake torch flame won’t burn anyone, but I wonder if it’s hard enough to leave a decent bruise. Oh, excuse me: goodbyethankyouforvotinghere’sastickerhaveawonderf ulday . (Until I end it.) The polls are open from November 6 to November 9, so don’t forget to cast your vote—there are plenty of tempting sharp pencils in the booths... [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] So many strong independent women on sale! WHY DOES RIVEN COME ON SALE WHEN REDEEMED RIVEN COMES OFF SALE?!? WHY RIOT? WHY??????? Ok sorry it just made me upset. :c[/quote]

[quote=Nighthawk]kog'maw is a strong independent woman who don't need no man. also might buy ruthless pantheon, cheap skin is cheap.[/quote]

[quote=PsiGuard]I have monarch kog already but THAT SKIN'S SO AWESOME. :SSSSS Watdo?[/quote]

[quote=Minho]I CAN'T BUY KOGGIE.... FU RIOT![/quote]

[quote=DillButt64]butterkoggy is the best skin in the game imo so this skin isnt even worth it for him[/quote]

[quote=A Chubby Baby]trundle skin sale XD[/quote]

[quote=caucheka][quote=A Chubby Baby] trundle skin sale XD [/quote] trundle just had a buff too... which means... A NEW TRUNDLE SKIN INCOMING.[/quote]

[quote=Diesel][quote=caucheka] A NEW TRUNDLE SKIN INCOMING. [/quote] JUDGE TRUNDLE HERE WE GO[/quote]

[quote=spitnik11]This explains why our Irelia didnt offer much in the team fights.[/quote]

[quote=Clu Gulager]Leona's pic looks like she has no legs.[/quote]