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Twillight - The stares

Creator: Searz March 1, 2013 12:40pm
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(damn it, I make the Twillight mistake waay too often, it just feels right to double-tap that l, u kno? >.>)

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"I'm ebolakin. You can refer to me as Ebola-Chan." - Vurtax

"I also am Otherkin. Whenever autumn rolls around I can feel my kin-type slowly taking over my body. You must know, I identify as pumpkin. I can control it pretty good most of the time, but when September ends, I just cant hold it in anymore. Whenever Im outside I see my brothers and sisters being chopped into soup, coffee, donuts, cake, drinks, bread - ppl even cut human faces into their skin, making a mockery out of their noble appearance. When I see things like that I cant control my pumpkin urges anymore. My natural instincts kick in. I then sit down motionless, while getting bright orange." - Morgana L
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No Twilight Sparkle?
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Toshabi wrote:

No Twilight Sparkle?

There's plenty of sparkles in Twilight, have you not seen the movie?
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No. Have you? :3c
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Toshabi wrote:

No. Have you? :3c

Yup! I sure have!
It's my favorite movie of all time!
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Toshabi wrote:

Will you be my Jacob? I wanna rest my head on your pex.

Here you go:
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To be fair, if my day was recorded, at least 60% of it would be staring, due to walking alone to and from lectures, attending lectures and tutorials, and then using my computer/playing video games.

I also didn't like the very beginning, "A movie for girls not intelligent enough for the Hunger Games" - ever read the Hunger Games? The movie was absolutely **** and the book series completely collapses after the first one.

But my favourite Twilight Parody:

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jhoijhoi wrote:

To be fair, if my day was recorded, at least 60% of it would be staring, due to walking alone to and from lectures, attending lectures and tutorials, and then using my computer/playing video games.

To be fair, no other movie has ever contained so much staring :P
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I also didn't like the very beginning, "A movie for girls not intelligent enough for the Hunger Games" - ever read the Hunger Games? The movie was absolutely **** and the book series completely collapses after the first one.

Yea, I thought that was weird too. The Hunger Games wasn't exactly complicated. (only seen the movie tho)
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I liked the first book of the Hunger games, the movie was trash though :<

Also, Twilight?

Thanks to the very talented The_Nameless_Bard
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