"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Toshabi wrote:
No Twilight Sparkle?
There's plenty of sparkles in Twilight, have you not seen the movie?
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"MY WHOLE LIFE IS A WANK." - WTTNHK
"There are boobs...LOTS OF BOOBS. And then Obama comes out of no where." - JEFFY40HANDS, on Air Gear
"MY WHOLE LIFE IS A WANK." - WTTNHK
"There are boobs...LOTS OF BOOBS. And then Obama comes out of no where." - JEFFY40HANDS, on Air Gear
"I'm ebolakin. You can refer to me as Ebola-Chan." - Vurtax
"I also am Otherkin. Whenever autumn rolls around I can feel my kin-type slowly taking over my body. You must know, I identify as pumpkin. I can control it pretty good most of the time, but when September ends, I just cant hold it in anymore. Whenever Im outside I see my brothers and sisters being chopped into soup, coffee, donuts, cake, drinks, bread - ppl even cut human faces into their skin, making a mockery out of their noble appearance. When I see things like that I cant control my pumpkin urges anymore. My natural instincts kick in. I then sit down motionless, while getting bright orange." - Morgana L
"I also am Otherkin. Whenever autumn rolls around I can feel my kin-type slowly taking over my body. You must know, I identify as pumpkin. I can control it pretty good most of the time, but when September ends, I just cant hold it in anymore. Whenever Im outside I see my brothers and sisters being chopped into soup, coffee, donuts, cake, drinks, bread - ppl even cut human faces into their skin, making a mockery out of their noble appearance. When I see things like that I cant control my pumpkin urges anymore. My natural instincts kick in. I then sit down motionless, while getting bright orange." - Morgana L
To be fair, if my day was recorded, at least 60% of it would be staring, due to walking alone to and from lectures, attending lectures and tutorials, and then using my computer/playing video games.
I also didn't like the very beginning, "A movie for girls not intelligent enough for the Hunger Games" - ever read the Hunger Games? The movie was absolutely **** and the book series completely collapses after the first one.
But my favourite Twilight Parody:
I also didn't like the very beginning, "A movie for girls not intelligent enough for the Hunger Games" - ever read the Hunger Games? The movie was absolutely **** and the book series completely collapses after the first one.
But my favourite Twilight Parody:
jhoijhoi wrote:
To be fair, if my day was recorded, at least 60% of it would be staring, due to walking alone to and from lectures, attending lectures and tutorials, and then using my computer/playing video games.
To be fair, no other movie has ever contained so much staring :P
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I also didn't like the very beginning, "A movie for girls not intelligent enough for the Hunger Games" - ever read the Hunger Games? The movie was absolutely **** and the book series completely collapses after the first one.
Yea, I thought that was weird too. The Hunger Games wasn't exactly complicated. (only seen the movie tho)
"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
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