"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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I'm not pretty.. I'm manly and... beardy and stuff
Ty MM and Blood for the sigs :3 | Rammus is comming back - heard it here first!

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Searz wrote:
Pølse pr0nz?
pølse pr0nz are NSFW, son.
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Pretty sure the pronz you're trying to get a hold of are on without-a-mother.com
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im so seksi, and my kitten so cute, omg.
Kitty pr0nz?