"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Wayne3100 wrote:
Bad luck or not, your item build on
Renekton in one of your earlier games was rather...... questionable :PYeah, I was kind of figuring things out as I went.
The first one was where I was forced to jungle after picking Renekton and explicitly calling top. That was a nightmare... Let's just say that I didn't quite have the right runes and masteries for that.. (no Smite either)
"Games may not be art, but this one did wonderful things to my ****." - Roger Ebert
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
sirell wrote:
Care to duo, Searz?
Sure, what do you play?
Also, not sure about what my performance will be today. Didn't sleep well :(
"Doing something, almost being done, then parents come in and don't let you finish.
Yes, I had a rough childhood." - devdevil
Yes, I had a rough childhood." - devdevil
Searz wrote:
Sure, what do you play?
Also, not sure about what my performance will be today. Didn't sleep well :(
Support or jungle preferably. I'm running mostly support
Annie, jungle Nocturne or Amumu if the mummy is available. Blitzcrank is definitely still an option.
Luther3000 wrote:
Might be worth mentioning that your
Thornmail on Sivir made my eyes bleed a little.I consider it a great purchase.
I was literally up against a team with only physical damage.
Placement matches can get weird.
Sittin' on chimneys, putting fire up my ***.
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
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Had a lot of bad luck with teammates during my trial matches.
I'm getting really good with Renekton and decent with Sivir(both are champions I'm new to). And my general performance is pretty much back to what it used it be. I hope I'll be gold soon.
Also, **** LS quints, AD all the way.
Do you guys have any idea of the insane damage I can do in lane as Caitlyn or Sivir? Boomerang deals 200damage at level 1. Cait hits like a ****ing truck.
I'm ****ing stomping my lanes.
It's good to be back.