It's a sign!
Now you must cut off your ring-finger and carry a concealed blade with you, murdering political figures then escaping through the rooftops!
Now you must cut off your ring-finger and carry a concealed blade with you, murdering political figures then escaping through the rooftops!
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
juicenvodka wrote:
Was eating pretzels... then I came across this
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lol, am super tired from napping after work, so my vision is somewhat blurry. Your grey shirt looked like chest hair for a second :P
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lol.... just thought I'd share..