"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Np, glad I can help :]
Or well, rather; glad to have helped :S
Or well, rather; glad to have helped :S
"Moral justification is a powerful disengagement mechanism. Destructive conduct is made personally and socially acceptable by portraying it in the service of moral ends." - Albert Bandura
"Ultimately, if people lose their willingness to recognize that there are times in our history when legality becomes distinct from morality, we aren't just ceding control of our rights to government, but our futures." - Edward Snowden
"Ultimately, if people lose their willingness to recognize that there are times in our history when legality becomes distinct from morality, we aren't just ceding control of our rights to government, but our futures." - Edward Snowden
Do you think this can/should be updated here? I know it'd be annoying, but I can help with the formatting if you like ^^
There's no point, it's easier to read in guide format. I said that in the OP.

Thanks to GrandMasterD for my sig!
You have to upload the image on an image hosting site, like Photobucket.
You then copy and paste the URL of the image.
You then copy and paste the URL of the image.
SAY THAT IN FILIPINO THO!
Thanks to TRUeLM, Plastictree, Scrax, Xiaowiriamu, foggy12, JahGFX, jhoijhoi, msrobinson, JEFFY40HANDS, Nyoike, MissMaw, and me :) for the sigs!
I CAN'T!
THE ONLY REASON I KNOW THAT WHAT HE SAID IS FILIPINO IS COZ OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE AND THAT YOU WERE ABLE TO RESPOND TO IT!
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THE ONLY REASON I KNOW THAT WHAT HE SAID IS FILIPINO IS COZ OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE AND THAT YOU WERE ABLE TO RESPOND TO IT!
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Thanks to TRUeLM, Plastictree, Scrax, Xiaowiriamu, foggy12, JahGFX, jhoijhoi, msrobinson, JEFFY40HANDS, Nyoike, MissMaw, and me :) for the sigs!
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You don't have to credit me at all the places I helped you with. Just make a small section at the end where you credit everyone who helped with the guide. Makes it look cleaner.