"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Thanks again Searz... you have the best advice! :)
Thanks to GrandMasterD for my sig!
Do you think this can/should be updated here? I know it'd be annoying, but I can help with the formatting if you like ^^
You have to upload the image on an image hosting site, like Photobucket.
You then copy and paste the URL of the image.
You then copy and paste the URL of the image.
SAY THAT IN FILIPINO THO!
Thanks to TRUeLM, Plastictree, Scrax, Xiaowiriamu, foggy12, JahGFX, jhoijhoi, msrobinson, JEFFY40HANDS, Nyoike, MissMaw, and me :) for the sigs!
I CAN'T!
THE ONLY REASON I KNOW THAT WHAT HE SAID IS FILIPINO IS COZ OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE AND THAT YOU WERE ABLE TO RESPOND TO IT!
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THE ONLY REASON I KNOW THAT WHAT HE SAID IS FILIPINO IS COZ OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE AND THAT YOU WERE ABLE TO RESPOND TO IT!
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Thanks to TRUeLM, Plastictree, Scrax, Xiaowiriamu, foggy12, JahGFX, jhoijhoi, msrobinson, JEFFY40HANDS, Nyoike, MissMaw, and me :) for the sigs!
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You don't have to credit me at all the places I helped you with. Just make a small section at the end where you credit everyone who helped with the guide. Makes it look cleaner.