The New Cinematic

[quote=GrandmasterD][quote=Mowen] Was so happy when I saw the smoke canister and knew one of my favorite characters would make an appearance, and Graves was GREAT in it. I wish Ahri would've looked a little more sinister or cunning, instead she just seemed like "cute defenseless girl." For the most part I really loved it though, particularly Graves, Rengar, Darius, Katarina, and Draven (though I agree Draven's personality didn't show through very well). [/quote] [[Graves]] was just amazing, very few times was a personality so well portrayed without words. I thought at 1:22 in, that [[Ahri]] would do something cunning and sinister, but then she started running again. [[Draven]]'s intro is still amazing though, that douchebag look on his face is just amazing. But yeah, aside from that, he wasn't all that strong, from a character perspective.[/quote]

[quote=OTGBionicArm]Let's see, [[Darius]] dropped Leona's GA, Set [[Jax]] up for a Nautilus KS, forced [[Rengar]] ult AND beat him the hell down with his fists before dropping to [[Ahri]]. What more do you want from the guy, Mowen?![/quote]

[quote=Mowen]He definitely seemed like the most competent one on that team, but how many times have we seen a Darius 1v3?! So many times! It would be so accurate. :P Nah, the fact that Leona came back and was all like *girl power* with Ahri in the end was good though.[/quote]

[quote=GrandmasterD][quote=Mowen] Nah, the fact that Leona came back and was all like *girl power* with Ahri in the end was good though. [/quote] It was so corny and predictable though. Well [[Leona]]'s intervention with [[Solar Flare]] wasn't as much but the fact that [[Ahri]] was gonna be the star at the very end was really clear once the second chase sequence was set in.[/quote]

[quote=OTGBionicArm]If we're talking about accuracy here, let's put this into real game terms, scene by scene. [[Ahri]] is mad fed, [[Leona]] has opted to follow her while [[Graves]] pushes bot cause he's manly like that. They find [[Katarina]] in the jungle and chase that bitch like retards. [[Ahri]] frantically pings "fall the fuck back" and [[Leona]] is homerun blasted by [[Darius]] cause who the fuck doesn't face check around jungle walls? The scene makes it seem like [[Leona]] is saving [[Ahri]] from [[Darius]] and [[Draven]], but in reality [[Ahri]]'s raging in all chat like "dis Leo, amirite?" Conversely, [[Darius]] is raging at [[Draven]] and [[Katarina]] for standing there looking like idiots instead of killing the two, cause you know, he's got no fucking mobility to chase that shit, right? So [[Ahri]] runs like hell back to mid where she gets snared by [[Zyra]], who comes from the side brushes cause no one wards in this game. [[Draven]]'s all like "thanks for the snare-wardwench, I'll take that." (Yes, I'm re-using the joke) and drops his axes before even throwing them due to a [[smoke screen]]. Being the Wonder Bot Lane that they are, [[Zyra]] and [[Draven]] stand in the entire duration of the ability to find [[Rengar]], [[Graves]], and [[Jax]] have arrived to save [[Ahri]] yet again. [[Katarina]] and [[Darius]] stop their rage fest in team chat to back up their allies as well. Ahh the good old 4v4 stand off. Immediately, [[Draven]] steps out of position and is mauled by [[Rengar]]. He proceeds to yell at [[Zyra]] in all chat because "wtf Zyra no snares? no peel. gg s@20" [[Graves]] focuses [[Katarina]] for reasons unknown and misses every ability. [[Katarina]] thus far has shown that she also cannot land abilities (Despite them being targeted) and opts to pussyfoot (hue) around and runs into the jungle. [[Jax]] 1v1's [[Darius]] cause he's convinced that he's OP as shit for being [[Jax]] despite being 1/5 while [[Darius]] is clearly 12/0/6 and gives no fucks. [[Zyra]] misses snare on [[Ahri]] and claims lag because "it went right through her wtf" and is immediately one-shot by [[orb of deception]]. [[Graves]] has the amazing idea to walk into the jungle after [[Katarina]], but his slow movement speed causes him to only find her after she's gotten her ass beaten by [[Rengar]] (there's a joke here somewhere about pussy on pussy action, but it's too easy). [[Rengar]] ran out of the fight like a bitch while [[Graves]] cleans up [[Katarina]] with a single auto attack and says "rekt" in all chat. [[Darius]] and [[Jax]]'s 1v1 ends when [[nautilus]] shows up, as he'd been taking his sweet time farming Wraiths and Golems before deciding to help. A single [[Dredge Line]] secures the kill. [[Nautilus]] knocks [[Ahri]] out of the fight before [[Graves]] comes in to blow his load. So sure his combo killed a tank, [[Graves]] grabs a sandwich IRL and proceed to take a bite mid game, when [[Nautilus]] uses his own version of [[Condemn]] to pwn [[Graves]]. [[Graves]] becomes [[Kog'Maw]] and becomes an hero to take [[Nautilus]] down because he missed his [[Dredge line]] (seriously, it didn't hit any walls! GG Naut!). [[Graves]]'s final word in all chat is "wurf". Meanwhile, [[Darius]] has chased [[Ahri]] all the way to top lane. He would have caught her by now, but he decided early on that boots are for pussies and [[Ravenous Hydra]] and [[Trinity Force]] are far more important. [[Leona]] reveals that she had used her [[guardian angel]] and ran to hide this entire time to show up and save [[Ahri]] one last time at the right moment. [[Rengar]] shows up out of stealth for the sole reason of getting punched in the face and [[Ahri]] kills [[Darius]] with DFG and her ultimate. Only. Nothing else. With all enemies slain, [[ahri]] types "gg ez" in all chat before she and Leona embrace, get married in a progressive state and adopt [[rengar]] as their loyal house cat. SO, all in all, yea, pretty accurate, actually.[/quote]

[quote=Electro522][quote=OTGBionicArm] If we're talking about accuracy here, let's put this into real game terms, scene by scene. [[Ahri]] is mad fed, [[Leona]] has opted to follow her while [[Graves]] pushes bot cause he's manly like that. They find [[Katarina]] in the jungle and chase that bitch like retards. [[Ahri]] frantically pings "fall the fuck back" and [[Leona]] is homerun blasted by [[Darius]] cause who the fuck doesn't face check around jungle walls? The scene makes it seem like [[Leona]] is saving [[Ahri]] from [[Darius]] and [[Draven]], but in reality [[Ahri]]'s raging in all chat like "dis Leo, amirite?" Conversely, [[Darius]] is raging at [[Draven]] and [[Katarina]] for standing there looking like idiots instead of killing the two, cause you know, he's got no fucking mobility to chase that shit, right? So [[Ahri]] runs like hell back to mid where she gets snared by [[Zyra]], who comes from the side brushes cause no one wards in this game. [[Draven]]'s all like "thanks for the snare-wardwench, I'll take that." (Yes, I'm re-using the joke) and drops his axes before even throwing them due to a [[smoke screen]]. Being the Wonder Bot Lane that they are, [[Zyra]] and [[Draven]] stand in the entire duration of the ability to find [[Rengar]], [[Graves]], and [[Jax]] have arrived to save [[Ahri]] yet again. [[Katarina]] and [[Darius]] stop their rage fest in team chat to back up their allies as well. Ahh the good old 4v4 stand off. Immediately, [[Draven]] steps out of position and is mauled by [[Rengar]]. He proceeds to yell at [[Zyra]] in all chat because "wtf Zyra no snares? no peel. gg s@20" [[Graves]] focuses [[Katarina]] for reasons unknown and misses every ability. [[Katarina]] thus far has shown that she also cannot land abilities (Despite them being targeted) and opts to pussyfoot (hue) around and runs into the jungle. [[Jax]] 1v1's [[Darius]] cause he's convinced that he's OP as shit for being [[Jax]] despite being 1/5 while [[Darius]] is clearly 12/0/6 and gives no fucks. [[Zyra]] misses snare on [[Ahri]] and claims lag because "it went right through her wtf" and is immediately one-shot by [[orb of deception]]. [[Graves]] has the amazing idea to walk into the jungle after [[Katarina]], but his slow movement speed causes him to only find her after she's gotten her ass beaten by [[Rengar]] (there's a joke here somewhere about pussy on pussy action, but it's too easy). [[Rengar]] ran out of the fight like a bitch while [[Graves]] cleans up [[Katarina]] with a single auto attack and says "rekt" in all chat. [[Darius]] and [[Jax]]'s 1v1 ends when [[nautilus]] shows up, as he'd been taking his sweet time farming Wraiths and Golems before deciding to help. A single [[Dredge Line]] secures the kill. [[Nautilus]] knocks [[Ahri]] out of the fight before [[Graves]] comes in to blow his load. So sure his combo killed a tank, [[Graves]] grabs a sandwich IRL and proceed to take a bite mid game, when [[Nautilus]] uses his own version of [[Condemn]] to pwn [[Graves]]. [[Graves]] becomes [[Kog'Maw]] and becomes an hero to take [[Nautilus]] down because he missed his [[Dredge line]] (seriously, it didn't hit any walls! GG Naut!). [[Graves]]'s final word in all chat is "wurf". Meanwhile, [[Darius]] has chased [[Ahri]] all the way to top lane. He would have caught her by now, but he decided early on that boots are for pussies and [[Ravenous Hydra]] and [[Trinity Force]] are far more important. [[Leona]] reveals that she had used her [[guardian angel]] and ran to hide this entire time to show up and save [[Ahri]] one last time at the right moment. [[Rengar]] shows up out of stealth for the sole reason of getting punched in the face and [[Ahri]] kills [[Darius]] with DFG and her ultimate. Only. Nothing else. With all enemies slain, [[ahri]] types "gg ez" in all chat before she and Leona embrace, get married in a progressive state and adopt [[rengar]] as their loyal house cat. SO, all in all, yea, pretty accurate, actually. [/quote] This. Is. Gold. I honestly couldn't stop laughing while reading it.[/quote]

[quote=Jack Rubino][quote=OTGBionicArm] If we're talking about accuracy here, let's put this into real game terms, scene by scene. [[Ahri]] is mad fed, [[Leona]] has opted to follow her while [[Graves]] pushes bot cause he's manly like that. They find [[Katarina]] in the jungle and chase that bitch like retards. [[Ahri]] frantically pings "fall the fuck back" and [[Leona]] is homerun blasted by [[Darius]] cause who the fuck doesn't face check around jungle walls? The scene makes it seem like [[Leona]] is saving [[Ahri]] from [[Darius]] and [[Draven]], but in reality [[Ahri]]'s raging in all chat like "dis Leo, amirite?" Conversely, [[Darius]] is raging at [[Draven]] and [[Katarina]] for standing there looking like idiots instead of killing the two, cause you know, he's got no fucking mobility to chase that shit, right? So [[Ahri]] runs like hell back to mid where she gets snared by [[Zyra]], who comes from the side brushes cause no one wards in this game. [[Draven]]'s all like "thanks for the snare-wardwench, I'll take that." (Yes, I'm re-using the joke) and drops his axes before even throwing them due to a [[smoke screen]]. Being the Wonder Bot Lane that they are, [[Zyra]] and [[Draven]] stand in the entire duration of the ability to find [[Rengar]], [[Graves]], and [[Jax]] have arrived to save [[Ahri]] yet again. [[Katarina]] and [[Darius]] stop their rage fest in team chat to back up their allies as well. Ahh the good old 4v4 stand off. Immediately, [[Draven]] steps out of position and is mauled by [[Rengar]]. He proceeds to yell at [[Zyra]] in all chat because "wtf Zyra no snares? no peel. gg s@20" [[Graves]] focuses [[Katarina]] for reasons unknown and misses every ability. [[Katarina]] thus far has shown that she also cannot land abilities (Despite them being targeted) and opts to pussyfoot (hue) around and runs into the jungle. [[Jax]] 1v1's [[Darius]] cause he's convinced that he's OP as shit for being [[Jax]] despite being 1/5 while [[Darius]] is clearly 12/0/6 and gives no fucks. [[Zyra]] misses snare on [[Ahri]] and claims lag because "it went right through her wtf" and is immediately one-shot by [[orb of deception]]. [[Graves]] has the amazing idea to walk into the jungle after [[Katarina]], but his slow movement speed causes him to only find her after she's gotten her ass beaten by [[Rengar]] (there's a joke here somewhere about pussy on pussy action, but it's too easy). [[Rengar]] ran out of the fight like a bitch while [[Graves]] cleans up [[Katarina]] with a single auto attack and says "rekt" in all chat. [[Darius]] and [[Jax]]'s 1v1 ends when [[nautilus]] shows up, as he'd been taking his sweet time farming Wraiths and Golems before deciding to help. A single [[Dredge Line]] secures the kill. [[Nautilus]] knocks [[Ahri]] out of the fight before [[Graves]] comes in to blow his load. So sure his combo killed a tank, [[Graves]] grabs a sandwich IRL and proceed to take a bite mid game, when [[Nautilus]] uses his own version of [[Condemn]] to pwn [[Graves]]. [[Graves]] becomes [[Kog'Maw]] and becomes an hero to take [[Nautilus]] down because he missed his [[Dredge line]] (seriously, it didn't hit any walls! GG Naut!). [[Graves]]'s final word in all chat is "wurf". Meanwhile, [[Darius]] has chased [[Ahri]] all the way to top lane. He would have caught her by now, but he decided early on that boots are for pussies and [[Ravenous Hydra]] and [[Trinity Force]] are far more important. [[Leona]] reveals that she had used her [[guardian angel]] and ran to hide this entire time to show up and save [[Ahri]] one last time at the right moment. [[Rengar]] shows up out of stealth for the sole reason of getting punched in the face and [[Ahri]] kills [[Darius]] with DFG and her ultimate. Only. Nothing else. With all enemies slain, [[ahri]] types "gg ez" in all chat before she and Leona embrace, get married in a progressive state and adopt [[rengar]] as their loyal house cat. SO, all in all, yea, pretty accurate, actually. [/quote] Give a new medal to this man and give him the job to write more about this shit. seriously, do some more of this fanfiction[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][quote=OTGBionicArm] Can we see the artwork? [/quote] That was pretty fucking fast. Just google "Rule 34 Rengar Katarina". Not safe for work, obviously. Wow.[/quote]

[quote=GrandmasterD][quote=Toshabi] [quote=OTGBionicArm] Can we see the artwork? [/quote] That was pretty fucking fast. Just google "Rule 34 Rengar Katarina". Not safe for work, obviously. Wow. [/quote] Did just that, was not disappointed.[/quote]

[quote=Emi]Not sure if anyone's mentioned this yet, but the music playing during Naut's intro was pretty awesome.[/quote]