Today is my 97th birthday. I've lived 2 years in
Europe, 4 in
Asia, 6 in
Australia, 8 in
Africa, 10 in
North America, 12 in
South America, and 14 in
Antarctica. In Antarctica, I learned the lost art of
popsicle-making. In North America, I learned the ancient practice of
Lego building. In South America, I picked up the secret to growing the perfect
chili peppers. Whereas in Africa I learned... Lion taming...
Ok I'm running out of ideas of what I could possibly learn. Not to mention if I counted right I only said 56 years altogether... That's right, I spent 41 years on an alien planet. No, ok, not really. I'm not 97.. I haven't been to any of those continents besides North America and Asia.. It's not even my birthday. -sigh-
Anyways, my friend made a bet with me that I couldn't act girly for a day successfully and convincingly.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. So uhh... I'm kinda new to this... Care to give me a few tips? ^^
If you couldn't guess, it's once again a little later than I expected to …