- I will not try this guide as it will kill me
- English isn't my first language so if they're any spelling/grammar mistakes do feel free to f**k yourself
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Hi,im a typical Bronze V Yasuo main mid or feed and im really good, trust me.

rate this guide gud so i can reach my goal of




see thats me when i got a pentakill with yasuo, promise
:^)

My self portrait if anyone wants to know what I look like.

flash and smite is all you need really cuz you're a jungler and if you don't pick these spells cuz you're a rebel and you will probs be flamed by your 'teammates'.

I once thought Singed was OP but now I know he's just a d*ck bcuz i tried to chase him.
Also, he has one of the best skin in the game.

Pros

- Teemo can 1v5/1v9 mid to late game cuz he's OP
- You're a split pushing god cuz of Runaan's Hurricane and Ravenous Hydra
- Invunrable
- BEST champ in the game

Cons
- Teemo can 1v5/1v9 mid to late game cuz he's OP
- You're a split pushing god cuz of Runaan's Hurricane and Ravenous Hydra
- Invunrable
- WORST champ in the game

You might be wondering why choose this build rather than the standard AP or tank build.
The reason being that this build will deal TONS of damage and it is almost as bullsh*t as Evelynn's difficulty bar.


You'll be dishing out huge amounts of damage and even crash the game since it can't display the right number

This is the early game damage when I tried this (I did not hack the game, promise).

You are reading my guid so you must be a noob who has 50 cs in 15 minutes (not aiming this to anyone)
Just get thunder lords cuz its OP ya

That's the jungle route you take no matter what or else you'll lose the game.

So, Teemo is a good (OP) jungler right? But who does Teemo synergies with most?






no one get all the kills

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