Teemo
Basic Stuff
The amount of Teemo's in the lore
The maximum amount of Teemo's currently allowed in a game (thankfully)
The number of passives Teemo has
The number of players on your team that didn't want Teemo
Teemo is only big enough to carry three mushrooms
Teemo uses a blowgun as a weapon
Teemo's rank is Captain
Teemo has seven additional skins
Teemo only exists to torment those that hate him
Statistics
The probability of Teemo being in your game is about 8%
That's over 60 times more likely than you witnessing a pentakill
23 Teemos die every second.
Thats over 1300 every minute, 83,000 per hour, and 2,000,000 every day
Only one person has played over 1000 ranked Teemo games
Diamond players consistently win over 50% of their Teemo games
Bronze players do too
85,000 people like Teemo on Facebook, about 20% less than Daenerys Targaryen
The most watched Teemo video is his champion spotlight, it has about 1 view for every time he dies in a day.
Other Champion Interactions
Volibear, Eve, Rammus, Hecarim, and Draven (thanks guys) have better movespeed increases than Teemo the Swift Scout
Dominion points don't attack mushrooms
Teemo can blind Lee Sin
Teemo is friends with Tristana
Teemo annoys your in game champion as much as he annoys you
You can hear Teemo consume the souls of the dead if you zoom in and listen long enough
Teemo never opens his eyes and is therefore oblivious to the hate and carnage he causes
Unless hes a superhero, then hes "helping"
Game Stuff
Teemo can potentially lay 37 mushrooms before the first one disappears
A mushroom does 50 less damage than a Lux Final Spark (ult) but scales with 5% more AP.
One Teemo Q, Auto attack, and mushroom detonation does between 40-90 less damage than a full Lux combo but scales with 35% more AP at level 18
Teemo can clear jungle camps faster than Shen (and doesn't lose too much health either)
Teemo has the fourth highest unmodified attack speed at level 18
A single teemo mushroom does 50% more base damage than Orianna's ultimate and has less than 1/3 the cooldown
Teemo is one of the two champions that can spend the entire game in stealth (but in his case he can't move)
The Chinese artwork for teemo is actually in the game, it is seen in the Scout mastery icon
Teemo's Q range is 36% longer than his auto attack range
Other Stuff
An official Teemo hat costs 35 [US] dollars, less than all his skins
One of the original 40 champions
He feeds off other players hate and grief
Feeding a Teemo has catastrophic side effects involving other-worldly powers
Called by MSNBC the most hated video game character of all time
Scarra and Froggen both have 0% win rates with Teemo (if you read this I apologize for the cheap shot)
The chance of you getting a pentakill (in a randomly chosen game) on Teemo is over 1 in 170,000
If you got this far, you either really love Teemo, or hate him more.