Winning: Step by Step

1. go to your lane (top possible too) and press ctrl+3

2. wait half a minute, smile.

3. last hit EVERYTHING

4. ALWAYS GET OUT WITH E when there's danger (enemy ganks / offensive moves) and NEVER try to pull off stupid jukes or anything like that, just RUN THE F*CK AWAY. See your e as a healing spell (as it in fact was once a long time ago): through PREVENTING tons of damage you - so to speak - 'heal' yourself for tons of hp.

5. STOP running when you feel safe again and HELP dem other guys in your team in fights. (buff autoattack melee bois, focus carries, if not possible, kill nearest killable champ, bait if you can)

6. DON'T EVER GO OFF YOUR BUILD. 'yeah man but i got no money and i thought one/another of these might help'. well. NO. they don't. you are NOTHING without a bf sword (at least). go sheen first and you'll COMPLETELY rely on your q. that's either for hardcorepros or hardcoreluckers - if you're one of those you wouldn't be reading this. 'ok man, but i still got no money, this sucks. wat can i buy?' yea well. learn last hitting. it's the most basic thing to do. if you sit around doing nothing you'll just hang with your dorans. your prob. 'yeayea now wat can i buy??' well, a pot or two. rather one.

7. combo like this: basic attack (see where he's running) + q + basic attack (o noes he's running away) + e + aa + q + aa ... ult whenever you're sure it'll hit (predict movement, look out for forced straight movement paths), mix in your w for more burst if needed or if enemies try to aa you down (debuff, but doesn't make you a tank)

8. TEAMWORK

9. COMMUNICATION

10. LOTSA '<3' for motivation

11. FARM MOAR

12. when ur maxed - STOP FARMING FFS

13. DON'T FARM TOP when there's a TEAMFIGHT BOT - you know what it means.

14. just don't die and it's all k

15. oh, and, wow, well, you need to push to win. ofc.

16. WIN

oh- and don't forget to ping and to notice pings and to differ troll pings from smart pings