Okay, forget that lameness you read on www.LoL.gg/proguides/chalenjourBR/estrogen. This is how you play the man himself and receive tons of feet pictures from the thirsty girls that main support. Let's begin with your trading pattern since you're gonna be oom if you keep tossing spears all lane phase missing or dealing 40 damage through minions because some nobody named "nightblue3" told you that's how to play.

Bread's gonna teach you how to use that Q nice and proper. Instead of limply underhand tossing the stick with your twink arm like a softball, wait for your enemy to walk up for a cs and doink him with the tip tap. You get 50% cd on your Q AND you deal full damage through the minion. It's hard to miss and if you do, just afk and go play Overwatch, you got no future here kid. Now when your arm is nice and pumped and you got that max stack passive, make sure he's in execute range, step to the side, flex that chad bicep and hoist the poke pole straight into his urethra. This will deal double damage execute and it makes every woman within a 50 nautical mile radius ****** instantly.

To get your opponent down to this execute range, you may have to do more that short Q poke. This is how the main slap fest will go down. With your empowered W, jump on the man like whitetail on a salted trampoline and hit em with the triple bap. Auto after and short Q him. At this point, you're thinking "Wow! I really dealt some damage! League is EZ!" Think again, slick. You're on top on the guy with no cooldowns and he just got out of the stun.

Don't flash away though! With Pantheon, you man your way out with your now empowered E (We stacked passive after jumping on him). This let's you chop them up while they desperately trade into your impervious shield and your roided pecs. Repeat this from empowered W until they are within clap status hp.

Awww sh*t, the midgame is here. But, it's the enemy team that should be worried! Use that mandrop on cooldown and go beast mode on these clowns. Pick the laner that has no escape or used summs. Remember, hitting the ult isn't important. The point is to flank or get into a good position to set your team up and catch the opponent lacking. ALWAYS get any free objectives after a successful drop.

Okay, now you're really in trouble. The late game is here. The twinks have their percent max hp true clap speed damage items and you can't get on top of anybody without getting nuked. Learning how to properly position with your empowered E and peeling for your own twinks is more crucial than diving 5 men deep with your loins exposed at this point of the game. The goal here is not to depend on your teamates, but rather to have already beasted so hard before this point that your braindead jinx can get away with melee forming the enemy assassin because you got her fed with dirty drops.