Hello - and welcome Summoners to my Brand new Football Nautilus Guide!
First I want to say that this guide shouldn't be taken seriously, because it is in the HUMOR SECTION.
I played a few games before and realised, that Nautilus looks kinda like a footballplayer...
I tested it with homeguard and Nautilus hidden passive got activated:
Nautilus summoner quickly started to speak and act like a real football player and ended the game with a touchdown in the enemy's base.

If you want to follow my idea you should read this guide from the beginning to the end to become the true FOOTBALL NAUTILUS and save the day with an ULTIMATE TOUCHDOWN from the base to the enemy's nexus.

For Football- Nautilus it is very important to have much health and movement speed to avoid enemy tackles, etc. It's also very useful in the jungle, because you have to in the beginning.
So you should buy Greater Glyph of Health, Greater Mark of Health and Greater Seal of Percent Health to become the alpha player and don't forget the Greater Quintessence of Movement Speed for even more speed! It's also very useful to escape, but you should keep in mind:
Nautilus doesn't need to run away, HE IS THERE! In low elo Q...

You may be a bit confused but don't be afraid! You see this little movement speed buff down the utility tree? We want to go this way to become even more faster! Riot made Nautilus slow but we don't put up with this and so did Nautilus! HE BECAME THE FASTEST AND GREATEST CHAMP IN THE LEAGUE! *cough* Sorry... I just want to say, my lovely little Teemo, you have to go this way for some health at the beginning and the important movement speed! Jungling should be a bit hard but don't forget to steal farm everytime you try to gank a lane! It's also very important to ask for a good pull or your jungle is messed up.

You might think there are many ways to build Football Nautilus huh?
Well...there are, but these ways are not the right ways! It's very important
to build much speed so a few Zephyrs are the right candy for you.

These three wonderful blades are the key to victory. You will gain 10% movement speed each Zephyr. They are the best Items if you want to have a competition with the wind.
If you build Nautilus like this, he will soon become the true Football Nautilus and is ready for the ultimate touchdown.








These are also movementspeed items. I don't know if you will become the true Football Nautilus with these one, because you are much slower, you have no shurelya's but if your game is a jerk and wants to destroy you, you should try these items out, because they are much cheaper.
But if you can go the Zephyr way, you should go this one because it got a success rate out of 99.9%.

This is the most important part of the Guide!
If you followed all the steps i told you, you are ready for the ULTIMATE TOUCHDOWN.
If you made everything right, this is you way to victory.

Play Video

I made this video to explain what I mean the whole time.
This Nautilus in the video is not a normal Nautilus, no... He became the
true Football Nautilus and saved the victory for his team. I will explain every
single step for this important step NOW:
First of all it is very important you stay like 30 seconds in the base.
Now his hidden passive activates and his summoner will start doing his job.
If you feel fully encouraged it's time for the run of your life.
Start by activating Shurelya's Battlesong and Youmuu's Ghostblade.
With the extra movement speed from the Zephyrs you should now be fast as hell.
Go on with running straight throw the midlane! Now it's important (!) to hit the enemy with your ultimate Depth Charge so he won't be able to tackle you anymore. After you did that try to aim with your Dredge Line to the enemy's base. That's not possible? NOT FOR FOOTBALL Nautilus! I TOLD YOU, WE PROTEST AGAINST RIOT SO WE CREATED FOOTBALL NAUTILUS! *cough*
If you made it and aimed to the enemy's base, Football Nautilus will drag himself to it and achives the ultimate touchdown.
After you made it, you team will instant win the game and you may get reported for hacking.
But always keep in mind: We don't follow Riot's rules anymore... we create our own! WE CREATED FOOTBALL Nautilus!

I hope you guys enjoyed my little fun guide and I hope I'll get good feedback!
Let me know all your thoughts, because I'm very interested in. :)
What do you think if there was a football Nautilus skin? IT WOULD BE SO COOL I'M GONNA DIE. *fangirl mode off*
I think I would freak out and buy it for me and all my friends and for you of course. <3
Because I love you aaaaaaall the same. :)
Thanks for reading and don't forget: Nautilus will achieve the touchdown and your game is done!!

Edit: Changed the layout a bit!