In this guide I will teach you how to play the largest ****** on earth (other than myself), Okonkwo. The main aspect of this guide will be teaching you how to optimally play a roided, angry, black, African man. The great Chukwu will not stand for failure, which is why you must follow this guide to a T. You will learn how to play a highly respected man, with many wives and children, whom you treat with a heavy hand. Take Smite and Teleport so that you can smite your enemies through the power of Chukwu and to travel to your motherland quickly.

The first item that you must buy is the Brutalizer. This item will optimally allow you to beat your wives and children. For example, if your youngest wife leaves the obi without telling you, the Brutalizer will assist you in giving her a sound beating. The second item is the Hunter's Machete. This item allows you to cut your enemies down, whether it's your son Ikemefuna or a British messenger. Liandry's Torment will make you appear to be an egwugwu and is a beneficial item as long as you are not unmasked. The rest of the items should be consumables, preferably something that has to do with yams, the man's food.

Only take the Culling, because any other move would be seen as womanly.

Only agbala take masteries, so do your best to avoid them. Slay all who have less titles than you.

**** this.