First commandment:You shall only pick smite and flash, or you are a hoe
Second commandment: You shall only buy hunter's machette as first item in jungle. If you do otherwise, you are a female reproduction organ.
Third commandment:You shall max your Q firs for the swag which is needed for success within your fellow bambo men. After doing so, you shall max your E for attack speed so you can proc your swag ability faster. Your W is just a poke. Poking is for female reproduction organs.
Fourth commandment: The true master bamboo man is so powerful that even his sole presence can win your team a fight
Fifth commandment: You shall not kill frogs
Sixth commandment: Only acceptable mains of the true bamboo man are: Yasuo, Lee Sin, Master Yi and Xin Zhao.
Seventh commandment: You shall eat atleast one asian meal every week to inherit your inner bamboo spirit
Eighth commandment: One shall not be toxic or angry, or else they shall be called female reproduction organs by each of their teammate
Ninth commandment: One shall give their blue to their fellow Lucius Malfoy. No exceptions
Tenth commandment: If there is Akali or Qiyana on the enemy team, make sure to have as much as early pressure as you can and get first blood on them by flash+W or flash+AA combo because using E to secure kill is not swag. If you fail, use your E or end up giving first blood to the target during this task shall result in every person in the game calling you female reproduction organ three times or the enemy who just killed you shall write question mark in the all chat.