I started playing back in January of just last year, so you know I have the experience required. I started playing Singed in March, and quickly rose through the ranks to the the top of the ladder (Gold 3) in October by one tricking him. I have written precisely 0 guides so far, and I am NOT willing to learn.

Some days your team plays TOO well, and there's almost no room left for you to single-handedly lose them the game! Don't worry your pretty little bald head, for I have the solution to your problems. NUT BUSTER SINGED, the one two combo that will leave your enemies and allies reeling. The first game I tried this, I went 27/2, and got footage of a nut being busted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06SnscqOYZo

If the enemy team has an immobile carry ( Veigar, Jhin, Caitlyn, Syndra, ...) that is just tearing your bot/midlane a new one, you can go NUT BUSTER SINGED. This build revolves around getting Dark Harvest stacks, and one-two comboing their carry. The item set revolves around getting the strongest possible Fling -> sky-AA combo. The AP items make fling do a truly absurd amount of damage, with Void Staff and Sorcerer's Shoes removing all magic resistance that could have gotten in your way. Dead Man's Plate is there to make the delicious nut busting noise, and to get you to their carry as fast as possible with Ghost. The fling brings them below half health, the AA will do another insanely high amount of damage with Lich Bane, and Dark Harvest will finish off whatever HP they could possibly have remaining.

Please, don't play this build.