Maxing Q or E first are both viable, depending on what you are going for.

But maxing everything like a chessboard is a big no-no.

I max e then q top lane with a point in q lvl 1 skrub

1) Don't care if this is your first guide. A bad guide is still bad.

2) No, I don't need to try your item set. No, it is not viable. Yes, I will complain.

You're welcome.

Edit: Wow, your new skill order is even worse than it was prior.

This was my first guide and I can't remember a lot of things in regards to the league. The item set is good and viable and you should try it before you complain. I've changed some points in the guide to upon reading your response. Nonetheless, thanks for the feedback

First of all, Olaf is a viking, so he'd be the Son of Odin more likely; Pantheon is more likely to be Son of Zeus.

Rejuvenation Bead is a poor start and doesn't give any early combat stats. Long Sword is not a survivability item either and also a poor starting item regardless.

Your items just generally suck. A poor mix between damage and tankiness that will result in you being killed quickly.

Ability maxed incorrectly. You can't max an ability by level 8.

Don't understand the focus on Armour Penetration in runes when he deals so much true damage. Seals of Attack Speed are also a poor choice for laning.

I don't know why you put Jinx and Fiddlesticks in the matchups - they're not even standard top laners.

That's just the cheatsheet. I'm guessing you're either not level 30 yet, or nearly level 30 (or the tier equivalent).