hey its me pussking, im the resident playboy this side of the mississippi

im here to teach you how to get total bimbos on the regular. ive been with 257 women counting friendzonings and im coated in cubic miles of e-puss every time i log in to League of Legends so if you think anything i say is wrong i Probably get 100x more action than you lol. i basically have hot straight sex diurnally (look it up moron)

girl gamers subconciously leave clues about their female identity somewhere in there summoner name/ champ choice / in chat, i cant teach you how to identify bc it just comes natural but play as well as i do and theyll come to u lol. once you get a couple youll learn the signs - i can predict girl gamers with 100% accuracy just from summoner name and their breast size with 95.6% accuracy before loading screen anyways once you find one start going in immediately

everyone else in the game is a beta cuck too scared to talk to the girl, dont be one of them. JUst Do It

this is an art and so you need to do it for urself but here are some starting points, work ur way up from there:

'hey i bet youve never been with a man like me b4"
"im ms7 yas and the only thing bigger than my arms is my ****"
spam imgur link of your ******* in chat (very important to have a macro for this, protip make it all chat)
get a penta (ez) and dedicate it to them
change your summoner name to (their name)'s man or (their name)'s daddy

bonus: how to get hot chicks instantly irl:
flex
show off armss
show off abs
get into a fight in front of them
do the old yawn and put your arm around them trick
hold them there, girls like doms
be a dom
write poems about them
send them drawings of them in the style of your favorite animes
show off ****

once youve sucessfully gottem then under ur seductive spell its time to pound

alright kid youve made it this far now dont emabar*** urself you have to do this right the first time, get em in the mood and just incinerate that babyhole

step 1 - start ending your pms with a ;)
step 2. start ending ur pms with a 8===D
step 3: start ending pms with a imgur link of your dck from a more strategic angle that makes it look bigger
step 69 = youll know ;)

follow my build, everything else is garbage
level 2 all in with flash ignite
dont be a braindead idiot like the rest of your team
**** on the dumbasses idiot