Hi, my name is xXCallMeDocXx. This is a serious udyr build guide. I'm a gold IV scrub who plays udyr for free lp when I get bored. Udyr rapes everyone except zilean, so if you're not going against zilean you can read this guide. If you are, just /ff you noob there's no hope.

We gon' be focusing on 3 main points on udyr

- His early game rape

- His mid game rape

- His late game rape

So in the early game, you take R first, and then start at the buff where your bot is at. Make sure to ping 1000 times at your buff otherwise bot won't help. If they don't leash just afk.

At lvl 2, you get your Q to penetrate your furry **** into the wolves/wraiths. Then walk over to your next buff where you should hit lvl 3. Get bear stance (Your E). Now comes fun times.

Ok so now you're a full-fledged rapist, so the cops will be after you. Make sure you max E second for max speed so the cops don't get to you. You can max R or Q first idgaf either one rapes everyone. This is when you solo dragon with your elder lizard. You don't need help so don't be a ***** and ask for it.

(btw, if you get help, you might attract attention from the enemy ***s).

Split push.

Take towers.

Never group.

Kill *****es.

Get money.

Destroy nexus.

Don't forget to BM while the nexus is blowing up

What have we learned? Udyr is freelo, so play him.

Raping is only a crime in real life.

Never group.

Ty everyone, pls like this build because I'm a homeless man with AIDS who needs money for more flashlights.

- xXCallMeDocXx