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Sion is an AP carry with great burst damage and is tankiest of dem all (maybe except ryze, but who the **** plays blue pikachu nigga, huh?). Ganks great for his homies. He's also 8/10 ****able alpha male.

Depending on lane, start: boots, 3pots/ring
Early game choose either 2 Doran's Rings or Haunting Guise.
Only boots for mid sion are boots of mobility.
Then go for DFG -> Lichbane.
Then Rabadaba/Mask, and then Mask/Rabadaba.

You'll get these after completing rest of your items most probable, when you hustled everyone out and gor rly fat. Choose homeguard or Captain depending on hood situation.
Homeguard is great if tha police pushed your towers hard (and is fun), captain is great for helping allied gang members run fast and idk... be more nigga.
Movement improvements aren't needed for Sion, in lategame he just does his

>pop pop watching niggas drop<

thing and runs away.

Cool richie richie runes:

1 Magic penetration, coz' Sion skills' base dmg is (rounded up) 9k
2 Mana regen, coz' Sion skills mana cost is 10k
3 Ap/lvl coz' i didn't choose thug lyfe, it chose me
4 Damage, rite

Hustler masteries:

Take dat cool fornoobseasylasthittinminions***** mastery instead of CDR which is useless.
Sauwmownrs Wraf uproadges your ignite so even if ya waste it you get 5 ad&ap (THE REAL HUSTLER)
Rest is clear i hope n'hwas

Never gets old, huh.
New meta.
W + Dis **** = shizz tons of shield!!11