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Season 4 Diamond Level Malphite Story

LieutenantLemon Last updated on August 5, 2014
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Legendary Guardian

Defense: 2


Utility: 0

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Stop him before it's too late

You look at your family, the golems (with Farsight Orb - because you want to throw a surprise party for them <3, and it's finally your chance. The enemy ADC, Graves has just left the lane, to go into your jungle. You do not like where this is going. Your Vision Ward spots him going over to the golems and Q'ing them right in the faces. You lose it. In a fit of Undying Rage You storm past Annie, in the hopes of stopping him from harming your family, and getting true justice.Annie strikes you with an ult, rooting you in your place. Before landing one more basic attack, she gives you one good look in the eye, then says, "they're probably already dead. One sec, lemme check the map. Ok, I have a conclusion - they *** **** *** **... Her voice fades away as you feel yourself go up into the air, as if you are spectating the Fields of Justice. You go light-headed, and everything is grey. You decide to use your Revive because you feel high and rock hard. As if you're high on Viagra. Of course, you activate that Clairvoyance - on top of your golems. You see a Graves, 1124/1298 HP. You also see 2 golems, the smaller one is 12/746 HP. You activate your Farsight Orb (it's back up) for another grasp of vision. The golem is at 12 health still. But Graves will be able to get it soon. With the Homeguard and Mobility Boots you have, you rush across your fountain, out of your base and into the rest of the Rift. You approach Graves with your Talisman active. He's out of mana so his only option is a basic attack now. It's about to reset. It does.crawlspace.png
In a final attempt to save your beloved family member, you run across and dive as Graves lifts up his gun. The two golems watch in sadness as their brother gets blown away by the quick shot of Graves.
Malphite's ADC, Miss Fortune has another idea about the matter.
Rest in Peace, Malphite. You will be reported, but never forgotten.
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