Hey b1tches, wanna learn bard aye, sit the f*ck down and strap the f*ck in coz ****'s about to get real with Tard, The Metal Deathbringer.

$20 says the first bard skin to come out is deathcore bard.
This badass motherf*cker is only for the manliest men to play in the fields of justice.
You need huge sagging testicles to command a beard as mighty as that.

First things first, listen up bucko, you get into game u link your team this video:
https://youtu.be/g5jD_Mrl3OA?t=21s
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Your allies and opponents alike will know two things, their ears are bleeding and that this bard doesn't f*ck around, he is gonna walk in, f*ck ur sh*t up, and walk out, carrying the skulls of his foes, while dancing and prancing around and generally being a majestic motherf*cker.

- Bad a55 death metal motherf*cker
- High mobility
- Strong crowd control
- Is all new and shiny
- Is just about the most fun champ to play
- Good sustain
- Are those little b1tches are called meeps? You bet your f*ckin a55 they're called meeps

- Too many girls sucking your d*ck to concentrate on getting dat LP
- Fairly high skill cap to do things properly
- Many people let their laners die in order to get one or two meeps
- High w mana cost

Let's be real, if your sh*t is mad 'nuff to attempt to control this insane f*cker, you wont even need this part of the guide. Bard isn't for winning ranked games, he is for f*cking **** up 24/7, and getting all that Caitlyn poosaay after, amirite.

Move #1

Biggest skill move on bard is your E-Q Combo.
Wait, this flying musical beast isn't Jarvan, he has no E-Q combo that gives him a gapcloser/escape AND some solid CC,

WAIT HOLD THE SH*T HE DOES


Magical Journey and Cosmic Binding means you can f*ck two stupid a55 people's sh*t up.
Simply put, you cast Magical Journey to fly through a wall in bubble trouble mode, then when their dumb face follows you through you chuck out a fadeaway Cosmic Binding to f*ck them up against a wall, like prison all over again.

Your transcendent death metal a55 can go around pinning the tail on the Shyvana all day long son.

Move #2

Your second skill move involves your R "Make it Rain" ( Tempered Fate) in which all surrounding b1tches turn to pure gold, that's right son, bard just stepped up to the mic and he's about to drop the maddest rhymes on the rift (yes, I am very white). Follow this up with your Cosmic Binding and your team has time to crowd in on those beautiful golden a55es, while you hold them still for the boys to go to pound town.

This is my OWN personal gameplay footage, featuring many of the techniques listed above. (enjoy the music)
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Most people play support for one reason, minions didn't do anything wrong, they were just going for a stroll down a nice path when all of a sudden some goth with a crossbow starts shoving spikes through their skull, not cool.

That's why Bard is League of Legends first PETA approved champion, as, if you are doing it right, you will have more assists than creeps.

The reason this occurs on bard and not other supports is, why kill creeps
WHEN YOU CAN EAT MEEPS!

Thanks for reading,

If you want add me on the rift (OCE only sorry) IGN: Conrado

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