This is a special build for those who are in need of some cheap E-L-O. And remember if you don't pay your taxes ill eat your cat ;)

You may be wondering why I this particular ability order is used for tax collector fiddle, well I too am wondering but to cover up my lack of knowledge of the game and dry humour (which is comparable to the rivers in Africa) I will make a reason.

Now the most important thing which even the highest of E-L-O players don't know is that your passive needs to have a point in it for it to work. For some reason, this site just won't let me add a point into it ( the person who made it is Diamond 3 trash L M A Y O ).

Your passive is nuTz, after using an ability that makes you stand still like an African child waiting for food (From Unicef {Not their parents}), you get movement speed, this helps you chase em degenerates down.
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Terrify(Q):
Terrify, is maxed first from lvls 2-16, this is essential as it allows your to constantly fear and terrify (HAHAH, GET IT), your "money bags". This makes them slowly run away from you like a dad when finds out hes a father and has to pay child support.

Drain(W):
This ability is taken second as after you have continuously terrified your prey it's about time to start leaching everything he owns. You slowly suck him dry of everything (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I mean everything)

Dark Winds (E):
Your E (Danks Winds), is useless as it offers nothing xd, so we dont put a point into it EVER.

Crowstorm (R): After you have SUCCessfuly drained him our everything its time to make your final move, slowly follow them until they are unable to move. Then position to make your grand entrance. And then KAPOW! tax collect bb

For runes we like to take energy quints as man's gotta be fresh and energized to hunt em non taxpayers. We also like to take greater marks of critical strike chance, as this will allow your to slowly break their defences and whittle them down. We also take greater glyphs of scaling energy as the more your grow the more energy you got, to hunt and collect. We also like to take greater seals of gold per second as it helps you build up your weapons much faster.

For masteries, we like to take Storm raiders surge, as after you "collect" you gotta make a quick get away. The slow resistance helps if the police who don't understand your job try to stop you. Some key masteries are assassin as you gotta be sneaky and you will be dealing more brain damage this way to. Bandit is also usefull for stealing... er I mean collecting their money while they cry in the corner with their Rem body pillow (Which will be mine soon enough). We also take merciless because its good to be merciful (I don't even get what I said). Wanderer is also useful as it helps you catch up with your prey

Pick and choose from these items, I'll provide a poorly justified statement to go along with each one.

Starting:
Greatness from small beginnings, wise words which I will utterly ignore, as we were always great and we ain't no peasants. We start this game with a cull to maximise profit while minimizing the time spent helping your team.

First Back:
On the first back, we like to pick up a corrupting potion as you are a tax collector and furthermore someone affiliated with the government so you are obviously corru... I mean a fair individual who accepts all opinions. We also like to buy bootS of speed, see when you buy boots, they only give you one (as shown in the item icon), so to get BOOTS of speed you will have to purchase 2.

Core Items:

Eye of the watches:
You practically stalk them so :/

Righteous Glory:
Everything you do is righteous, and the movement speed is LIT FAM, and it helps you continue your chase for justice.

Death's Daughter:
You may be wondering how to get this unique item, well it is attainable by attaining the preys daughter and hold her for a ransom, as well as being 0/21. This will give you a massive Brain damage boost while feeding enough that Africa won't need any more aid from UNICEF.

Mejais Soulstealer:
This item slowly helps you whittle away your preys soul while benefiting with the extra power from the government officials you bribed.

Ohmwrecker:
Sometimes the defences get too much to brin even for you, so its tig out the big guns. Disable that turret, like anyone who owns a fidget spinner.

Deadman's plate:
Dead man walking :^)

Rabadons Deathcap:
I've run out of jokes

This game is not about winning, it's about asserting dominance over the other team and even your team. At the beginning of the game be sure to ping mute and chat mute everyone on your team as well as the enemy team. Start the game of my telling your team you're a diamond smurf and you need farm, let your top/supp tank the monster as you don't need to get your hands dirty. After that make sure to farm 1 jungle camp, and then perform a poorly executed gank mid lane and take the farm because clearly, your mid laner is incompetent and gank follow up. From here you repeat this tactic on every other lane. Also, make sure you ks (kill secure) all kills to inflate your kda. Repeat until a member of your team dc's, from here you continue to farm and inflate your cs and KDA. Due to your teams incompetence, you will lose the game, now make sure to start flaming in the end game lobby to assert your dominance and to prove your the better player and your team was just trash.

Pros:
- Win

Cons:
- Team will not understand your macro and report you for "inting" however if you follow the rank strategy as stated above you cannot be reported *** your cs and KDA will be nuTz

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL WHATS THAT xd

I can show you my unique skill if you want ;)