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The Price is Riven
Build Guide By Lightning013
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Introduction
Humor Guide That Isn't a Guide
Riven: Welcome to The Price is Riven! I am your host Riven. Let's see who will be going to contestant's row.(audience clapping and screaming)
Announcer:
Dr. Mundo you are the first contestant on the Price is Riven!(
Dr. Mundo jumps up waving his cleaver and Kennen just dodging it) Riven: I thought I had a sign outside not to bring weapons here. Dr. Mundo: Dr. Mundo can't read. Riven: Fine, just don't attack anyone...I don't want another Absolute Zero to ruin the show....again.Announcer:
Ashe, you are the next contestant on the Price is Riven!(
Ashe comes carrying her bow) Riven: Another weapon! Ugh!Announcer:
Ezreal, you are the next contestant on the Price is Riven! Riven: Well at least he doesn't have a weapon....Announcer:
Lulu, you are also the next contestant on the Price is Riven!(
Lulu comes behind the podium, the tip of her hat is all that can be seen) Riven: Someone get her a stool!(
Nunu & Willump comes in with stool, placing it behind the podium cautiously staring at Dr. Mundo) Riven: You will be shown items and the closest to give the retail price without going over gets a chance to win prizes!Announcer: the first item up for bids is a
Negatron Cloak!(The item is shown coming down from a pedestal,
Lux modeling it to you) Riven: Time to start the bidding. Dr. Mundo: 1350! Ashe: 500! Ezreal: 501! Lulu: 250! Riven: And the retail price is... $720!.... Ezreal please come up. Riven: Dr. Mundo.... Did you say 1350 because.. Dr. Mundo: Mundo doesn't like this game!
(
Dr. Mundo runs out of entrance swinging his cleaver) Riven: Ezreal.....welcome to the Price is Riven! We are going to play a game. You will match the prices with these 3 items.Announcer: We have a
Kindlegem....a Zeal....and an Avarice Blade Riven: The prices are 850....800....1175....(There is a clumping sound near the podiums)
Announcer: It looks like
Lulu fell off her stool...she is getting up...(There is a shout from the audience..something about safety hazards and false advertising)
Announcer: STOP YELLING MOTHER!!!!!!..Oh I mean
Morgana ...This is awkward...sister(The announcer ends up being
Kayle) Riven: No! Not my show! It isn't going down a second time! Nunu! Get Her!(
Nunu & Willump tackles Vladimir from the audience) Riven: No! I meant Morgana!
Riven: And that only cost 50 mana for Morgana.....
Riven: I think you got her Nunu & Willump...Now get the other one!(
Nunu & Willump charges towards the audience) Riven: No! Not Vladimir! Kayle!!!!!(
Nunu & Willump is distracted by a nearby vending machine) Riven: Great! Now my faithful worker is eating snacks and....Wow! People pay 1.50 for a chocolate covered strawberry!!!!
(
Nunu & Willump is eating the strawberries) Riven: Fine! I will do it myself!
Riven: Finally!.... Nunu & Willump?(
Dr. Mundo enters the room)
(The cleaver hits
Nunu & Willump.... Nunu & Willump looks up from his strawberries)
Riven: Oh no! Not again!(
Nunu & Willump runs up to Dr. Mundo)
(The screen goes black)
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