-"Welcome to the dank rift, summoner!"-
Hello bois and grills, today we will see how to rekt scrubs and how to meme lol kids.
Basically what you need to win is a Xin, but not one like those girly Xins that plays tanky, or offtank XD, you are the chosen one and you must defeat the enemy team because your AD carry is a deep shiet as efficient as the BOTRK in S6.

-"Amazing but How do I quickscope?"

Well, the first step is to drink your fighting juice and going into the jungle, I'm not talking about the place you will stay in all the game but of the game itself. Once you picked the champ go to the place where you belong, you're a monkey stuck with other monkeys, but you are smarter and you will carry them.

-"Do I need specific stuff ?"

Yeah, shoulders, I recommend practicing workout, drinking protein and eating 12 to 36 eggs per days. Then you should buy a strong keyboard. Once you are as big as Dwayne Johnson you will be able to play.


That's all for this first part, let's keep going, and let me explain the gameplay of this wonderful champ

-"Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell! "-

You just entered the rift, take a deep breath, smell the scent of the young pussﺃes you will slain, you trained long time for this don't throw everything.
Ask gently your toplaner or botlaners to give you a small pull, then send them eat their own death because you will no longer see them for the rest of the game.
Start with smite>W> up A> next mob> etc until you cleaned everything. If you see some opportunities just go. But don't let the kills, take them all. Once you have everything, back and own you first complete item, I named, THE PUSSỴ SLAYER, the mighty devourer. Once you have it, the only purpose will be overstacking and rolling on your enemies, rekt them, break them. I think the BLUE SMITE is the best choice, with that you slow those mf and force them to face their own death.
Once you have done this start taking all the farm you can and also all the kills, you are the AD Carry, you are the one with the biggest shoulders.

Once you are full build, and your team has spent all their flame on you, start wrecking all the enemy team 1v5, solo-ing Nashor, and winning.
Once this is done, do some push up, about one 100 and abs then launch a game again. And do this until you become a war veteran.
Now you're a man, nobody can stop you, you fear no one. You are the god of the rift. Schwarzenegger (your beloved father) will be proud of you.