HI!111!11!1!! THIS IS HOW YOU PLAY GP CORRECTLY, THE BBBEST CHOMPION IN DA GAME! SUPER BEAST CARRARARY! I HAVE 2% WIN RATIO WITH THIS BUILD IN RANKED! MY TEAMMATES GET SO SCARED OF ME (BECAUSE OF HOW GOOD I AM) THAT THEY QUIT AND I LOSE THE 1V5!

PROS
YOU ARE EVERY CHAMPIONS HARD COUNTER.

YOU DO TONS OF DAMAGE.

YOU ARE TANKIER THAN NUNU.

CONS

NONE. GP IS THE BEST CHAMPION IN THE GAME.

I TAKE PRETTY STANDARD ENERGY RUNES. THAT'S ALL THAT YOU REALLY NEED ON GP!!11!! U MAYBE LIEK "WAT THE FAWK, WHY ENERGY?" IT'S A HANDICAP FOR THE OTHER TEAM BECAUSE YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THEM. FOR MARKS AND QUINTS, I TAKE USEFUL RUNES THAT REDUCE THE HANDICAP.

I USE THE 30/0/0 MASTERIES BECAUSE YOU ALREADY HAVE ORANGES THAT MAKE YOU GOD, SO WHY NOT INVEST IN OFFENSE. PRETTY STANDARD RIGHT? I THINK SO!

ALSO VERY STANDARD. ITEMS ARE BASED ON DAMAGE AND NOTHING ELSE, BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU NEED WHEN YOU HAVE ORANGES THAT PRACTICALLY MAKE YOU INVULNERABLE! YOU'RE CANNON SHOTS CAN HIT FOR 250 A PIECE WITH THE FINISHED BUILD AND PARRRRRRRRRRLEY WILL DEAL NEARLY 700 DAMAGE! TONS OF DAMAGE *****! NOTE: ELEISA'S MIRACLE IS THE MOST UNDERRATED ITEM IN THE GAME, HOWEVER IT IS ALMOST BETTER THAN MOONFLAIR SPELLBLADE. I TAKE IT TO PROVE TO MY ENEMIES, I'M BETTER THAN THEY ARE.

MAX ORANGES AND YOU'LL BE K.

I TAKE REVIVE AND GHOST BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE IN THE FIGHT AT ALL TIMES AND IF BY SOME MIRACLE THEY KILL YOU, YOU COME RIGHT BACK AND MURDER THEM. REVIVE'S COOLDOWN DOESN'T HOLD YOU BACK BECAUSE YOU SHOULDN'T DIE VERY OFTEN.

I MENTIONED EARLIER I HAVE A 2% WIN RATIO. ONLY BECAUSE MY TEAMMATES WEREN'T EXTREME ENOUGH TO HANDLE GP AND THEY LEFT. ONLY PLAY GP IF YOU HAVE TEAMMATES THAT CAN WITHSTAND THE AWESOME POWER OF HIS ORANGES. OTHERWISE, IT'S A GUARANTEED LOSS BECAUSE THEY'LL LEAVE.

SOMEBODY ASKS FOR YOUR ULT? DON'T USE IT UNLESS YOU THINK YOU CAN GET THE KILL. IF THEY TAKE THE KILL YOU CORRECT THEM AND CALL THEM, "NOOB KSER" IT WILL SET THEM STRAIGHT. ALSO, REMEMBER TO USE CAPS. IT WILL MAKE YOU SEEM IN CONTROL AND THEY WILL CHOOSE YOU AS A LEADER.

THIS IS THE BEST BUILD YOU'LL EVER SEE. TRY AND LOSE A GAME WITH THIS ONE.