Need new slave to do coding and banners for my...

[quote=Vapora Dark]My previous coding slave seems to have escaped at some point and God knows how far he's gotten by now, so I'm going to need a new slave to do coding + banners for my [[hecarim]] guide. [h1][u]FAQ[/u][/h1] [b]What do I gain from this?[/b] [url=http://i.imgur.com/8ntKdV1.png]Being credited as a guide coder for the legendary Vapora Dark.[/url] [b]How long do I have?[/b] I would prefer it done within the next 10 minutes, but some time within the next week is also acceptable. [b]How good does it need to look?[/b] Good enough that it doesn't look bad. [b]Why don't you do it?[/b] ?? is that a serious question [b]What kind of working conditions should I expect?[/b] Every day I'll let you out of your cage for 10 minutes to get some fresh air and some sleep. [b]No but seriously what do I gain from this?[/b] Nothing, you do this out of the kindness of your heart. :) Or your undying love for Vapora Dark, whichever works for you. Also you may get a free [url=http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/forum/artists-corner/vaporas-sig-art-shop-36123?page=1]signature[/url] if you so wish. [b]I still don't see why you can't just do it yourself?[/b] are you retarded?? [b]Do I at least get a hug?[/b] What are you, gay? [b]How about a kiss?[/b] Depends how attractive you are. [b]Why are you even writing another guide lol?[/b] [url=http://i.imgur.com/WE2R7lT.png]Because I'm on a mission to cleanse MOBAFire of shit like this.[/url] [b]Do you ever take your head out of your own ass?[/b] No, why would I want to? I have the greatest ass to have ever graced this Earth. ------------------------------------------------- Let the flood of volunteering commence![/quote]

[quote=LimitlessHavoc]nice shit post m8[/quote]

[quote=Vapora Dark][quote=LimitlessHavoc]nice shit post m8[/quote] The mods are apparently okay with you shitposting all over MOBAFire, but can you at least keep it out of my thread?[/quote]

[quote=Janitsu][b]What do I gain from this?[/b] Being credited as a guide coder for the legendary Vapora Dark.* [size=1]*not always[/size] [b]How long do I have?[/b] I would prefer it done within the next 10 minutes, but some time within the next week is also acceptable. I will spam you with messages through every chat though if it isn't done in the next 2 minutes. [b]How good does it need to look?[/b] Good enough that it doesn't look bad. This means at least 10+ years of experience in aesthetics and an arts degree. [b]Why don't you do it?[/b] ?? is that a serious question ?? I am a retard [b]What kind of working conditions should I expect?[/b] Every day I'll let you out of your cage for 10 minutes to get some fresh air and some sleep. MAYBE. [b]No but seriously what do I gain from this?[/b] Nothing, you do this out of the kindness of your heart. :) Or your undying love for Vapora Dark, whichever works for you. Also you may get a free signature if you so wish. Also I am a cheap ass. [b]I still don't see why you can't just do it yourself?[/b] are you retarded like me [b]Do I at least get a hug?[/b] What are you, gay? Hmu if u r [b]How about a kiss?[/b] Depends how attractive you are. Anything works for me though lmaooo rofll [b]Why are you even writing another guide lol?[/b] Because I'm on a mission to cleanse MOBAFire of shit like that Talon guide that held the top spot. [b]Do you ever take your head out of your own ass?[/b] No, why would I want to? I have the greatest ass to have ever graced this Earth. Also the only ass I've ever actually seen. Nowadays I can't even see it. [size=6]FTFY[/quote]

[quote=Vapora Dark]all lies[/quote]

[quote=Vapora Dark]... I [i]said[/i]: [quote=Vapora Dark]Let the flood of volunteering commence![/quote][/quote]

[quote=jhoijhoi]Whenever I see you release a new guide, I look at the credits to see if Janitsu's hard work is noted. It rarely is. Coder beware ^^[/quote]

[quote=Embracing]yay! i volunteer! here is sample of my work [img=http://i.imgur.com/qLUBfOR.png] when do i start?[/quote]

[quote=Vapora Dark][quote=jhoijhoi]Whenever I see you release a new guide, I look at the credits to see if Janitsu's hard work is noted. It rarely is. Coder beware ^^[/quote] The last two guides I released are the only ones that don't credit Jani, and 95% of the coding in them is done by me, Jani only did the masteries and banners. Admittedly I should probably still credit him and the reason I hadn't until now is out of forgetfulness + laziness, but it's not like he coded the entire guides and I chose not to credit him for it.[/quote]

[quote=Vapora Dark][quote=Embracing]yay! i volunteer! here is sample of my work [img=http://i.imgur.com/qLUBfOR.png] when do i start?[/quote] Sorry but I'm not worthy of such talent, I cannot accept.[/quote]