Joxuu's Smurfing Shenanigans

[quote=Joxuu][img=http://i.gyazo.com/4bef1b01d423708abbdf81d18f5400f6.png width=500] "The [[teemo]] was too strong :(" - Enemy [[janna]]. " [[Teemo]] carried - Enemy [[Ahri]]" The [[teemo]] game was too strong them them (OwO)/, completly shut down the [[rengar]] and [[maokai]]. I still don't understand the reasoning behind that [[maokai]] pick after he saw mepicking [[teemo]]. They had good early invade and got 0-2 lead but [[maokai]] used his [[flash]] so I took advantage of it and denied cs until he got so frustrated that he tried to fight me for minions and so he ended up 0-3. I lacked mushroom placements in the lane and [[rengar]] took advantage of that twice, bringing [[maokai]] back to the game but nobody could really deal with my split push after I had ~15 mushrooms at the top lane and so I was left alone vs [[maokai]] for the entire game and he just couldn't take advantage of the tp due I would just take towers otherwise. [[kassadin]] got super strong in the mid game and they didn't have a real answer for that either and the game started to slip away from their hands even though they had quite big lead in the early game.[/quote]

[quote=Joxuu][[teemo]] support vs [[shaco]], [[leona]], [[corki]]. I'm expecting a fun game. [img=http://i.gyazo.com/7523174217a2793cfa52789d875e0731.png width=500] We actually left bottom lane with even score but then just got rekt by [[shaco]]. We would have even won the bottom lane but there were 2 fights where [[miss fortune]] didn't use her [[heal]] summoner at all which caused us to lose the fight. [img=http://i.gyazo.com/4b8734ead3ac947685b2891aac9d618a.png width=500] I hate [[irelia]] match up so much. I won early levels 1-6 with 2-0 kill lead but it just takes [[phage]] or [[sheen]] + level 7 [[irelia]] to win all out fights. Properly used stun just wrecks you. One would think that shrooms win the match up but they literally have no effect. Ended up trading 1-1 and died once to a [[rengar]] gank so I was 3-2 against 1-3 [[irelia]] and I was getting zoned out. I managed to pull back once I reached Liandry's botrk but it was a really hard match up. [[galio]] turned out to be big and I could deny [[rengar]] assassination again so [[caitlyn]] could do her thing. I wasn't focused at all in the last 2-3 team fights so I could just throw out free damage on [[graves]].[/quote]

[quote=RottedApples][img=http://i.gyazo.com/d1a859287bcbf4849395f8c95436a8fc.png] Would you say this is an accurate representation of your goals here?[/quote]

[quote=Joxuu]Took some creativity there. Add a diamond border around it and the answer is yes.-[/quote]

[quote=RottedApples]some guy just did that in the comments of the kassadin ryze thing on the eu website[/quote]

[quote=Joxuu]Placed almost higher than my main because why not. [img=http://i.gyazo.com/db2fe6728bad6f34f96151699ce7c256.png width=600] [img=http://i.gyazo.com/0b8a0d191cb302fce8e5da7dd801e834.png width=600] The game was kinda funny. [[nidalee]] should win the alne but I manhandled her like a boss but then there were a [[lee sin]] gank where I had to use my [[flash]]. The enemy [[zed]] noticed that and there were 3 series of 3 man ganks which resulted in my 2 deaths, (I got 1 kill, + dragon + thing for bot lane so I was cool with that). Then I was completly ignored and I pushed all the way to their top lane inhibitor until I started to group with a huge lead compared to every lane. Then we just pushed objectives together and won the game. I'll just see how things end up if I continue with [[teemo]] account as everything I do with my main crumbles to ashes atm, at least ranked wise.[/quote]

[quote=Joxuu]First dodge ever as [[teemo]]. Didn't feel like playing against any of these after just coming back from work. I was supposed to go to the mid lane. [img=http://i.gyazo.com/48d33da8d1321766f15485c42d874880.png][/quote]

[quote=Jovy]Good call.[/quote]

[quote=Joxuu][center][img=http://i.gyazo.com/9928ca68a11e9592a6aeee2b9df3c89e.png width=500][/center] Worth the dodge. I got random FPS issue at the last 1/4 of the game. I just felt like listening to some music so when I died I tabbed LoL and opened youtube for some music. The moment when I went back to LoL, my FPS went to ~15FPS and never recovered until the end of the game. (Tried reconnecting). This has happend to me before too but I don't know why it's happening or how to fix. Every [[nidalee]] I have seen in platinum so far have been bad and this one wasn't an exception. I went 2-0 and zoned her out, even tough I failed miserably lvls 1-2 at doding the spears. Then we traded 1-1 when [[jarvan iv]] ganked and then she just decided to roam, came back with 4-4 but I had gotten huge xp and minion lead + tower by the time she came back. I was forced to join team fights however which I didn't really enjoy. I was often just getting all inned, often trading 1-1 with [[lissandra]] but that left our [[talon]] + [[vi]] free to kill their team so we won eventually just by doing that.[/quote]

[quote=Joxuu][center][h3]It's [[teemo]] time.[/h3] [img=http://i.gyazo.com/c98a39e8f83f59f3369becf76d802819.png width=500][/center] I was last picking but my team kindly allowed me to be their top laner after they saw my [[teemo]] support stats. I got put up against a [[vladimir]] which should be a hard match up but [[vladimir]] had no idea how to farm. I gave up a first blood after [[master yi]] ganked but I got gank from [[jarvan iv]] + [[zed]] after and I got back in the game. I kept forcing the [[vladimir]] to recall and so I got a huge minion + xp lead. I'm pretty sure my performance didn't matter though as [[zed]] won the game alone. In the last team fight, [[zed]] decided to tower dive their carries and I was just standing there being "Holy moly... we lost" but then he comes back with full hp and their [[caitlyn]] + [[kayle]] are dead.[/quote]