On a more serious note, you need to learn other champs. Your blitzcrank is pretty decent and you move with a confidence you lack with pretty much every other champ I've seen you play. ***** yourself, pass around a few champs, learn the damage they give/take, gain beter mechanix, carry.
I know you can beech
I know you can beech
Started playing a bit again. I only took scrots of the last two games but here's the whole history since the last game I posted. I'm not going to give full details on these since they're somewhat old and I'm just lazy.
Shen entered the lane after he killed the Gromp (plsdesu editors) I had already gotten a free wave and pushed the lane to his turret. He started playing aggressive using
Shadow Dash to make me proc the Gromp buff. But I was already level 2 and won practically all trades having
Blinding Assault and
Vault. He made me get a lot of
Harriers on him, and those dealt a lot more damage than the Gromp buff did. So yeah. I roamed mid a few times. Skip to win.
I'm probably going to play some more
Quinn since she's easy to farm with and I feel that's really making a difference right now.
Lee Sin was just because
Vi wasn't open and it didn't go well even though the score implies otherwise. I missed some very easy
Sonic Waves and failed a dragon steal that should have been possible.
Katarina and
Urgot had some emotional troubles and
Volibear almost threw the whole game by going full annoyed mode when we finally managed to group.
Urgot had them damages though, and later in the game
Katarina managed to get some good stuff too. But in the end I think we should have lost this game with the extremely trashy teamwork throughout. Which we almost did too.
As you can see there's still some
Blitzcrank in there, though I did lose two games which really sucks. Would love to blame bad luck but if I recall correctly literally all our lanes lost in both games so I ****ed up myself too.
TL;DR: I'm doing this again.

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I'm probably going to play some more

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As you can see there's still some

TL;DR: I'm doing this again.
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Laning phase was the definition of what not to do. If I recall correctly I managed decently but I focused way more on poking a tanky 

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I went mid a few times but I didn't manage to turn the tides there.
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Luckily I was able to redeem myself this game. 



Early laning phase on top lane took a long time, when we first backed I got a full

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This game mostly revolved around me ganking 








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Okay, I'm back. And I'm sad to report that series soon™ turned into series after a ****load of other games. But it happened! Last 4 games I played:
Ekko (who *I* didn't ban), wasn't the problem, he just got fed when the game was already over.
Morgana, on the other hand.. Ouch. I managed to have an edge on
Ryze early but he later on managed to outfarm me hard because I was trying to keep the rest of my team alive. He rekt me after that.
I wanted to instalock
Vi second pick told me to ban
Teemo. I didn't because I thought it was nonsense and after reading the patch notes I didn't feel like encountering
Jax (thankfully it seems nobody's playing him). After that he selected
Teemo and told me he was either top or bot lane apc. So I went for the mid lane, not realizing it was all part of his amazing prank. Nic maymays all around.
Luckily
Orianna had no idea what she was doing (probably just picked her to annoy me), so I managed to survive laning phase and after a few very close enemy get-aways I finally got a kill and snowballerinod from there. Truth be told, bot and top were already winning their lanes before I started messing around so this wasn't really on me.
Evelynn ganked top I just had to walk back to my turret.
Lee Sin top isn't such a great pick anyway, so it wasn't really hard. Meanwhile
Ahri was destroying mr. Destroyer31111 (friend of yours, Wayne?) and I could do my job as taunting machine so we won this one. Was a bit tricky at first because bot lane had some issues but with an
Ahri getting a quadra and stuff it was more than manageable. That and they were full AD so itemizing was easy.
Jarvan IV going in with all the balls he could find, and we managed to turn their lead of two dragons, a very fed
Kalista and 6.6k gold into a win.
Later
Vladimir also did a great job catching a few easy kills after the enemy had done dragon. At some point they got baron and it started to look pretty bad as they were pushing our inhib while we were aced but I called to go baron after they had backed and we did. It was a close one but I still think it was a good call since all our lanes were getting pushed and if we hadn't went for it they would've gotten it and ended the game.
So yeah we got it and ended the game. It was nice even though it was mostly because they were throwing by letting themselves get separated all the time.
I hadn't built
Warmog's Armor and
Ninja Tabi in a long time, I might buy it some more in future games.
So yeah, #series2015 #plsdesu #shenbuffs
Also, as you may have noticed, my favorite image sharing site pomf.se shut down so all my scrots have returned to the void. The links to the match history still work obviously.
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All I can say is, I tried. Not sure what went wrong anymore but it was probably a lot. Even though my teammates repeatedly told me so, 


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While I was banning 



Luckily

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They had no CC so every time 



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This one I'd like to call le struggle 9000. We were completely on the losing hand at first (bot was killing itself over and over and over and over and over) but suddenly we got some really nice fights, 

Later

So yeah we got it and ended the game. It was nice even though it was mostly because they were throwing by letting themselves get separated all the time.
I hadn't built


So yeah, #series2015 #plsdesu #shenbuffs
Also, as you may have noticed, my favorite image sharing site pomf.se shut down so all my scrots have returned to the void. The links to the match history still work obviously.
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I got cheesed by the early 

The enemy team won some early fights and managed to snowball from that for about the whole game. By the time we got a first turret down they had two (almost three) turrets and two dragons, at some point they had a 9k lead. If I remember correctly


I tried to splitpush as much as I could while constantly keeping an eye on the team, I think I managed to be at every fight.

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I was pretty happy when I got top lane reserved, I was pretty sad when the enemy locked in 
I have some serious mana issues with

Anyway #S1 #goldsoondesu?
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I might get back to Blitz if they make him playable again, just a boost to his base ms would be enough for me. But right now, in my humble opinion, he is extremely ****py. I mean, he already wasn't viable for serious play, but now he's just dead.
Like a phoenix from the ashes I will be reborn from the salt. Just give me a month.
Man up and play something else :v