Game 234-236
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Game 1
O hey they picked
Vayne, I can pick Caitlyn and poke the **** out of he- LOLNOPE Soraka.Game 2
1:00 - "First Blood!" (
Sivir --> Lulu)1:17 - "You have slain an enemy" (
Sivir --> Alistar)1:30 "Minions have spawned"
...I'm ok with this.
Game 3
Oh god no I have to jungle.
*4 dragons, 1 Baron and 3 fed teammates later*
...I'm ok with this.
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Thanks a lot for the sig, jhoi! :)
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Thanks a lot for the sig, jhoi! :)
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Thanks The_Nameless_Bard for the sig!