"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
To be fair, if my day was recorded, at least 60% of it would be staring, due to walking alone to and from lectures, attending lectures and tutorials, and then using my computer/playing video games.
I also didn't like the very beginning, "A movie for girls not intelligent enough for the Hunger Games" - ever read the Hunger Games? The movie was absolutely **** and the book series completely collapses after the first one.
But my favourite Twilight Parody:
I also didn't like the very beginning, "A movie for girls not intelligent enough for the Hunger Games" - ever read the Hunger Games? The movie was absolutely **** and the book series completely collapses after the first one.
But my favourite Twilight Parody:
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jhoijhoi wrote:
To be fair, if my day was recorded, at least 60% of it would be staring, due to walking alone to and from lectures, attending lectures and tutorials, and then using my computer/playing video games.
To be fair, no other movie has ever contained so much staring :P
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I also didn't like the very beginning, "A movie for girls not intelligent enough for the Hunger Games" - ever read the Hunger Games? The movie was absolutely **** and the book series completely collapses after the first one.
Yea, I thought that was weird too. The Hunger Games wasn't exactly complicated. (only seen the movie tho)
"Moral justification is a powerful disengagement mechanism. Destructive conduct is made personally and socially acceptable by portraying it in the service of moral ends." - Albert Bandura
"Ultimately, if people lose their willingness to recognize that there are times in our history when legality becomes distinct from morality, we aren't just ceding control of our rights to government, but our futures." - Edward Snowden
"Ultimately, if people lose their willingness to recognize that there are times in our history when legality becomes distinct from morality, we aren't just ceding control of our rights to government, but our futures." - Edward Snowden
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