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Creator: The_Nameless_Bard July 28, 2014 11:24am
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Blitz has got the hook up.

Isn't thresh's Death Sentence hook as well?
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Blitz has a grab, not a hook.

check out my MF guide!
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This is the nerdiest thing I've ever seen.
Because clearly Apple product=dating.

Basically MOBAFire.
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Leave the shipping to Toshabi please.


Thank you.
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Toshabi and Nameless
Ship 'em

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I don't think nameless is in to that kinky pony fetish stuff though
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Toshabi and Nameless
Ship 'em


Coming right up!




The night was young and the promos were done. "That's another lost promotional match", sighed the exhausted Nameless, dropping her support items of Bloodthirster and Infinity Edge onto the ground. The almighty Nameless's passion to climb the ranks of the great LoL Legends could not be fulfilled, for although the young mistress was mighty and fierce, her team lacked half the gusto that the fair maiden had to offer. Taking one more look behind her, she closed her weary eyes and walked off towards the silver halls of building III. Behind her were the corpse of her previous team; a Kog'maw who converted to Islam, an Ahri who developed an agalmatophilia fetish when she saw her new tower models mods install correctly for the first time, a Jarvan who decided today was indeed a good day to die, and a Warwick, whom was swept away by the Lord of League during the match loading zone.


It was the same story told every day for our young mistress. Even though she grew use to such a turn out, she still felt the same sting of defeat which grew fierce and fierce with each time around. She bit down on her lip as she raised her almighty shamisen*. She unleashed a deafening scream as she struck the instrument against the ground. Panting heavily, she dropped to her knees and slumped her head down towards the earth in defeat. "Is this all I can amount to?", the young warrior uttered "Is Silver III truly my destiny?". She took a moment to wallow in an understandable self pity. The moment grew from minutes to hours. Her thoughts trapped her into visions of her previous battles.


She could see her visions come to life as replays from her previous battles manifested themselves before her. She saw visions of ADC Ahri, AP Master Yi (Even though the rework happened ages ago to obsolete such builds), AD Malphite, all clashing against teams of well trained summoners. But as if the visions truly did become a reality, she saw something coming her way. It was a dashing young being, with eyes as radiant as Leona's ultimate, with a beard that rivals that of graves and a body more slender and dashing as Cassiopia inside of the 2012's LoL babes of the beach catalog (issue 17).




Who was this dashing lad and why was he approaching her?! She quickly picked herself up as the handsome hunk approached her. "Excuse me my fair maiden, but why is something as delicate and ravishing as you lost in thought?" She collected herself as she looked away, "The concern is most appreciated, but I believe that I've not a story to explain my situation. It is by outrageous turmoil as to why my mood is what it is. Someone like thee shalt not waste a moment on the likes of me." She turned away and headed back towards her barracks.


The young being seemed concerned for the young maiden. He reached out his hand to stop her, "Wait. My fair maiden, shall I become abdicate in my role as a gentleman to see your scenario go unresolved?". She paused in her venture and responded, "Nothing can save me from the turmoils of this wretched circle of life known as Silver ELO. Tis a hell forged for the likes of me, for I must've committed a great sin in my previous life." The young being stared deep into her eyes and took her hand, "Please, fair maiden. Tell me your name." She looked into his eyes, uttering softly "Nameless..... I am the Nameless Bard". He smiled warmly as he stroked his hand down her hair, "Tis a name shrouded in mystery and tantalizing wonder. It's most befitting for the likes of such a rare gem." She blushed as she held onto his peculiar hand. "Oh my... such flattery will get you no where with me, oh mysterious being of the night. I-..." She paused suddenly as he noticed the strange creature smiling warming at her. He looked down at her and smiled as he pressed her face towards his, passionately kissing her on the lips.



Her eyes flashed open with shock from the sheer suddenness of the advance, but was swiftly lost in the moment. She slowly released herself from the kiss and clenched onto his body, "Oh mysterious being of the night, my life up until now has been mere prelude up till this wonderful moment" Holding her close to him, he whispers back "I too have been watching you from afar with a longing in my heart.... but we mustn't. It is taboo!" He attempted to break free from her grasp, but fails in his escape as the young mistress pulls him back to her embrace. "My curiosity must not be denied" said the young mistress as she tightens her grip on the mysterious beings arm. "Love is indeed a heady elixir, my fair lady" said the mysterious being. Nameless grinned, "Tis not love, my beast of comfort, but lust. Pure, passionate lust with no emotional ramifications whatsoever."



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The sun rose as she awoke to her resting upon her lover's body. She smiled as she gazed upon the being she had fallen madly in love with, giggling softly to herself as she saw him awaken. He smiled back at her as she rested her chin upon his chest. "You know..." she says, "I never did get to know the name of my lover." The creature smiled, "But ofcourse, my dear. My name is.... Toshabi."











A loud scream of regret could be heard across the land not too long after that.




The end.



*Shamisen or whatever string thing that Nameless plays IRL. I think it was a Shamisen. if it's not a
Shamisen then she should hop to learning how to play it.
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I don't know what to expect from you anymore
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Janitsu wrote:
I don't know what to expect from you anymore




I'm going to take that as 1000/10
jhoijhoi wrote:

Also, I think the levels of immorality in this thread are astounding. You'd really throw a child off a boat for your own luggage? Wow.





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42/10 already reading again.
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Thanks to Keondre, JhoiJhoi, Xiron, and Arcana3 for the Sigs~!

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