Weapon for zombie apocalypse? What is yours?

[quote=Searz]I'm home now and this time I get a...... Chocolate bar! Oh yes, watch out zombies. I'm gonna make you die of high cholesterol.[/quote]

[quote=grimuletz]after playing l4d2 i would have to say [b][u]frying pan[/u][/b]!!!! usefulness - 7/10 range - 2/10 THE SOUND IT MAKES WHEN YOU'RE HITTING A ZOMBIE - [b][color=red]PRICELESS[/color][/b][/quote]

[quote=Dremu]A TV >:] the big tv with the box at the back of course xD its just sitting on the floor next to me.[/quote]

[quote=Searz][quote=grimuletz] after playing l4d2 i would have to say [b][u]frying pan[/u][/b]!!!![/quote] You got a frying pan next to your computer? O_o[/quote]

[quote=grimuletz][quote=Searz] [quote=grimuletz] after playing l4d2 i would have to say [b][u]frying pan[/u][/b]!!!![/quote] You got a frying pan next to your computer? O_o [/quote] that and much more. as a matter a fact i do. i had some Pan-Roasted Chicken 'to go' last night and the leftovers are still on the desk.[/quote]

[quote=Scrax]^ My hero.[/quote]

[quote=grimuletz]i don't think i can defend myself against the hungry zombies with a mouse pad .... so ima have to say.... --no condoms don't work, ofc i can 'sexate' every zombie female, even if i get passed the grossness but what do i do if i run into males?-- ermmm i... i... no, i won't give up.. there has to be something. what if... i wonder if... YES, I STILL HAVE MY SOCKS SOMEWHERE ON THE FLOOR!! talk about weapons of mass destruction... ima bio-nuke their rotten asses!![/quote]

[quote=ShadowReign757]K, so now I have a fish tank. That's perfect, I can feed them my fish so they won't be hungry for me, or just smash it and use the glass as a weapon, either way works.[/quote]

[quote=wRAthoFVuLK]Now I have a microphone between me and my wall. I can sing to the zombies?[/quote]

[quote=Iratesniper]I have a turkey and ham sub...(*crosses fingers* Hope for food poisoning, hope for food poisoning, hope for food poisoning.)[/quote]