League of Legends (LoL) Question: Why do I always lose with teemo on my team?

It is the Law of Inverse Teemo. Whenever there is a Teemo on your team, he feeds. Whenever it is a Teemo on the enemy's team, he goes Rainman on you.

All the Teemo's are part of the evil Teemo company,
A company called: ECTDP

Which means: Evil Cute Teemo's Destroying Ponygon.

If a Teemo is against you, they kick your ***.
If a Teemo is with you, they suck

It is all part of their evil Teemo plan :O

As a Teemo player i was a boss. I always demolished people because they wanted to gank me all the time and come to my lane. It usually was hard to play when i was in mid cause no one was there to help me. As a Teemo you need help form a tank or pusher to take damage while you get kills. ts a fairly simple strategy that most people do not like to use because they think that its un-fair. I personally take down lanes and get super fed cause they have no idea what i am doing most of the time. Teemo will use you and throw you away.
[RECAP]
1.If Teemo isnt well fed he is trash.
2.Take some damadge for your fellow Teemos
3.A well fed Teemo means a ****py you.

because he is easy to play in a basic sense but takes a great deal more than most people give him as far as practicing how not to be bursted in 2 seconds.

and yes of course as lil says..no one likes him...and as bionic says he has global taunt...due to this and people focus him hard.

not sure what level you are but you really don't see any decent teemo players until you are lvl 30...unless you are lucky enough to find a platinum player with a smurf account.

Honestly, I think a lot of the people who play Teemo just think he's funny or something. Mechanically, I don't find him very fun to play. He might just be one of those champions that a lot of people flock to without actually knowing how to play him.

Or you just have bad luck with Teemos. ;)

Just get your teemo to buy a Runnans Hurricane. GeeGee.

Mostly because teemo's usually don't know how to play teemo properly, and just play him for the heck of it. Teemo's need to set-up their shrooms around baron/dragon and get objectives simply because without mushrooms setup beforehand, teemo does not do as much damage as other ap carries.

AHA, Am I really the only person who understands the logic behind this?
Let me try explain this as best I can.

When you have a Teemo, you need a very specific team comp to go with him, BECAUSE Teemo has POISON, and POISON applied a DOT, and DOT's steal KILLS. Also, Teemo is incredibly squishy, so, here is what you are left with:

1) Feeder Teemo who is useless.

2) Super fed and strong Teemo, who gets focused, but has all the kills because he stole them all, leaving the rest of the team useless...

This is why you lose with a Teemo :)

Becuz no one likes Teemo.