Behold, mortals. A few moments ago, deep in the magnificence of my brain, it happened. A genius thought occured, one that would change my life forever. I have created the ultimate LoL pickup line. Brace yourself, for this shall surely bloweth thy mind:

'When I first met you, it was like playing mid against Ahri with no magic resist'

Guaranteed to pick up all LoL chicks within a five mile radius. As an optional follow up:

'I couldn't dodge your charms, you took me from 100 to 0 and my heart stopped beating'

To sum up, I am a genius who will soon be having sex with multiple LoL...
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