********it, this would have been one of my most deserved victories of all time... If it had actually been a victory.


So I was top lane against a Master tier
Irelia and obviously she was winning lane pretty hard because she was
Irelia and I was
Talon. Despite the fact that she was dominating the lane really hard and I only had 20 odd CS to her 40 odd CS at 6 minutes, I managed not to die to her ever. I knew I had no chance of winning the lane so I decided to roam instead. I picked up a few kills and then took
Irelia's tower when she TP'd bot to get a kill. At some point when she came back onto lane I even solo killed her. And so eventually, despite having been destroyed in lane, this is what the stats/map looked like:

Aside from the CS difference you wouldn't have even known I was having trouble vs her. I've never played out a losing matchup so well in my life. And this against a Master tier player.
But then of course we lost because apparently
Irelia's decision to stack armor was more influential than everything I'd done up to that point put together. Oh boy.


So I was top lane against a Master tier





Aside from the CS difference you wouldn't have even known I was having trouble vs her. I've never played out a losing matchup so well in my life. And this against a Master tier player.
But then of course we lost because apparently

Things I did right this game:
1. Get Fiora's Flash on top lane, so that
Fizz could kill her about 30 seconds later.
2. Rally our team to dragon after
Fizz successfully TP ganked bot and then started to recall before I spam pinged dragon.
Things I did wrong this game:
1. Absolutely everything else possibly imaginable.
After that last game I could do with getting carried.
1. Get Fiora's Flash on top lane, so that

2. Rally our team to dragon after

Things I did wrong this game:
1. Absolutely everything else possibly imaginable.
After that last game I could do with getting carried.

Quoted:
You can do it!
It's like I set out to prove you wrong...

Welp idk, I solo'd Zed for FB at level 4, then I got ganked every 5 seconds by either Jarvan or Alistar or both, which put me on tilt and I played ******ed in mid game. Then late game I think I was playing okay, but




THIS IS THE STORY OF HOW I MET THE BASED AD KATARINA GOD THAT IS GOING TO CARRY ME TO CHALLENGER.

I got fed vs
Yasuo and stomped, but the enemy top lane
Katarina's play was pretty impressive.

This time he just happened to be on my team and did equally well, and I asked him to duo.




In this last game, Ezreal was s4 challenger, who's MMR was so high that he was playing with diamond 1s and Masters even though he was plat 1. And Lulu was CW Unlimited.
Ez killed me at my tower at level 5 and barely survived, then Pantheon kept ganking me to blow my ult every time it was up. Eventually I did manage to kill Ez, at which point Unlimited decided to move to mid lane to support him instead of Lucian. From which point I became completely useless as Lulu is the worst support I could hope to face as Talon. She shielded and enlarged anyone I tried to kill and revealed me any time I tried to go into stealth. And so we lost because no one could do anything to
Ezreal.
Least I got diamond 2 though.

I got fed vs



This time he just happened to be on my team and did equally well, and I asked him to duo.




In this last game, Ezreal was s4 challenger, who's MMR was so high that he was playing with diamond 1s and Masters even though he was plat 1. And Lulu was CW Unlimited.
Ez killed me at my tower at level 5 and barely survived, then Pantheon kept ganking me to blow my ult every time it was up. Eventually I did manage to kill Ez, at which point Unlimited decided to move to mid lane to support him instead of Lucian. From which point I became completely useless as Lulu is the worst support I could hope to face as Talon. She shielded and enlarged anyone I tried to kill and revealed me any time I tried to go into stealth. And so we lost because no one could do anything to

Least I got diamond 2 though.
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