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[quote=FalseoGod][center][size=8][color=#ff8000][b]PLACEMENTS PART 3[/b][/color][/size][/center] [columns][b]GAME 8[/b] (6-2) [img width=600]http://i.imgur.com/OtOhTYh.jpg[img] [nextcol width=25] [nextcol] - Finally getting into priority picks. They didn't pick a midlaner yet so I just went with [[lissandra]]; - I did well but, all in all, wasn't too relevant. Enemy team sucked; [color=#ff0000]- Died more than I should. Her ultimate windup fucked me a few times versus [[corki]]'s burst;[/color][/columns] ----------------------------- [columns][b]GAME 9[/b] (6-3) [img width=600]http://i.imgur.com/WMBF1qE.jpg[img] [nextcol width=25] [nextcol] - First pick, went with Liss again. They picked [[anivia]], figured it'd be a farm lane. She tried to pressure but sucked balls, killed her once. And then people just kept dying to her; - Game was pretty impossible. Kha did no damage, if I dived them I wouldn't get a follow, if I played conservatively we'd all get aced except either Rumble or Cait; [color=#ff0000]- Died too much but at a certain point I had give up. Kha played like he had gone Legendary, we couldn't get anything done;[/color][/columns] ------------------------------------- [columns][b]GAME 10[/b] (7-3) [img width=600]http://i.imgur.com/p7I4yT7.jpg[img] [nextcol width=25] [nextcol] - Ending it in beauty, they first picked [[ziggs]] so I got [[swain]]. Ziggs was trash, Wu was trash, I got fed like a motherfucker and so did my entire team. Unremarkable pubstomp[/columns][/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod][center][b][color=#ff8000]PROGRESS - PLAT 4 (98 LP)[/color][/b] Duo Q with Last Plagas[/center] [img=http://i.imgur.com/oLierAo.jpg] [columns][icon=night hunter rengar size=200] [nextcol width=25] [nextcol][center][B]Rengar Game (or "Fuck coordination and definitely fuck your pings")[/b][/center] Boy this game started terribly. Enemy [[jarvan iv]] tried to cheese me in my jungle quite a few times - pretty much going full asshole - but didn't succeed. However, this meant he kept hovering my botlane and took my blue. I took his as well, yet our [[tristana]] gave first blood due to triple flash. I started getting my game going. Itemization was hard because enemy [[rumble]] was getting fed fast on Plagas' Lissandra, our [[syndra]] was also getting cheesed hard by [[jarvan iv]] and [[akali]] and I was struggling to not be irrelevant. Started getting some pretty good ganks, getting my gears going. We did some great fights. However, two things lost us the game: the first, we were going 4 men on baron, but I saw [[jarvan iv]] and [[urgot]] coming our way, both of which able to interrupt my baron [[smite]]. So I ping them, ult, lissandra comes as well, we engage and...[[tristana]] and [[braum]] shit on an easy pair of kills for a safe baron. Second decisive thing was: we had mid inhib and were going bot to siege. [[tristana]] went top for no reason, then decides to come bot, they see her, kill her and then engage the rest of us. Jiji. (PS: I'm pretty sure [[rumble]]'s E is bugged. He hit me pre-rylai and I got a 90% slow every time with a single harpoon. Not fun.) [/columns] -------------------------------- [columns][icon=wicked lulu size=200] [nextcol width=25] [nextcol][center][B]Jungle Lulu Game (or "Polymorphing Morons")[/b][/center] This game had [b]everything[/b] to go wrong, that's why it didn't. We were 5 squishies ([[yasuo]] top, [[lulu]] jungle, [[azir]] mid, [[brand]] support and [[tristana]] adc versus a team with [[kassadin]], [[talon]], [[warwick]], [[janna]] and [[draven]]. [[kassadin]] got first blood, and then killed [[yasuo]] again. [[talon]] had to recall from mid twice because Azir was recking. I ganked mid for a kill on [[talon]] with Pix, then [[warwick]] came after I left and killed [[azir]]. While doing botside jungle and scab, saw [[talon]] and decided to engage him. [[azir]] came, and together we killed him, [[warwick]] tried to do me in with ult but failed. Eventually we all started getting fed. I got a couple of doublekills because they assumed I was weak and underestimated the duration of [[polymorph]] it soon looked like a parody of a game. I got the most gold and dealt the most damage lal. PS: I know I wanna replace someone with [[lulu]] as a jungler, and I'm thinking it'll be [[darius]]. His early clear hurts and the 100G increase on the jungle item will make it nigh impossible to jungle him. [[lulu]] holds pretty well her first clear (kiting + shield). [/columns] -------------------------------- [columns][icon=masked shaco size=200] [nextcol width=25] [nextcol][center][B]Jungle Shaco Game (or "Clown With a team-sized Backpack")[/b][/center] Last Plagas said he never saw me do well with [[shaco]] so I decided to make him change his mind. Did the usual 4 box split (2 boxes on toad, 2 close to blue then a third one, barely no hp lost). I didn't want to invade [[fiddlesticks]] because I was sure they warded his side of the jungle and early jungle [[shaco]] invades have become something most competent junglers expect. Instead, I rushed level 3, ganked mid for an enemy [[azir]] flash, ganked top and got both [[renekton]]'s flash and first blood thanks to E. I ganked the hell out of enemy [[azir]]. He kept pushing and he warded predictably, whereas I always ganked from lane thanks to [[deceive]] and mobility boots. Got to be pretty much everywhere and even during bad teamfights I was able to take out both carries so they lost their pushing power. Had a lot of outplay opportunities and I took them. Eventually we caught their [[leona]] warding with [[renekton]], forced a fight and won. [color=green]I've improved my warding efforts and am getting rewarded for it <3[/color] [/columns] -------------------------------- [columns][icon=wicked lulu size=200] [nextcol width=25] [nextcol][center][B]Support Lulu Game (or "I make bad choices and quit afterwards")[/b][/center] Was last pick, had to support. Judging by their comp, I supposed [[lulu]] would be the best option. They picked [[janna]] into it and I was ok with that option. [[janna]] was another of those players who was in a flavor of the month champion wagon and hadn't had a clue what to do with it. Me and [[vayne]] dominated [[twitch]] and [[janna]] really hard (I know the rat's lane phase sucks, but Janna was constantly losing hp for no reason). We got a kill, and we had so much ward coverage (thanks to Plagas as well as myself and Vayne using her trinket when I requested) we remained immune to ganks. All lanes were winning, they decide to go for dragon. Our [[rumble]] teleports, our [[azir]] gets dragon (Jarvan's [[smite]] was on cooldown lal) and we clean them. It was completely worth. After a bit, [[twitch]] tries to [[ambush]] us into a [[jarvan iv]] gank. We escape it pretty easily, but [[vayne]] was low. [[jarvan iv]] tries to dive her, I ult her, he dies and ragequits (lol'd). They surrendered at 20. [/columns][/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]tl;dr (sleepy): Got to promos with plagas, failed because game 1) our toplaner wanted riven, our adc banned her, our toplaner went [[karthus]] with [[teleport]] and [[revive]] and, despite him playing seriously once ingame, we had too much ap, our [[graves]] positioned like crap and I missed a crucial cocoon on the last tf. Then I restarted climbing. [icon=Tyrant Swain size=200] 8/1/16 vs [[ziggs]]. Currently sitting at 95 LP (+25 LP). Felt fucking good. Also [[lissandra]] is really hard to play when your team doesn't understand basic pings and engages. And when [[lee sin]] saves people with his ult or kicks [[malzahar]] into his ADC.[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod](I FUCKED UP THIS POST)[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]Ok I'm sort of in a rush but I gots the plat 2! [img=http://i.imgur.com/8I5Rohy.jpg] I went 11/3/11 [[diana]] jungle in my promos and then this score ^_^ Both games were pretty basic because the opposition wasn't anything special but it felt good to carry on both games! Also my bf got me [[valentine varus]] and I played him even though I haven't played [[varus]] in lane since he got released. I'm just a fag :3[/quote]

[quote=Out Of Pancakes]Nice! Good luck in your quest for Diamond :D[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod][quote=Out Of Pancakes]Nice! Good luck in your quest for Diamond :D[/quote] Thanks Pancakes! ^3^[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod][center][b][color=#ff8000]PROGRESS - PLAT 1 YAY (0 LP)[/color][/b] 100% Solo [img width=800]http://i.imgur.com/DelOGBc.png[/img][/center] [columns][icon=nautilus size=200] [nextcol width=25] [nextcol][center][B]Promos ("Third Time's a Charm part 2")[/b][/center] [img width=500]http://i.imgur.com/BQrerrh.jpg[/img] After enduring two series where both my supports had 5- assists (except a [[soraka]] because R) and ~10+ deaths, the stars aligned and told me I should prepare to use the tears of my enemies as an assistance twoards getting le platinume unoooo. I wish there was much I could say about these games to be honest, but they were all stomps: game 4 (Swain game at the bottom) I was against a very mediocre [[ahri]], completely stomped her since she had no idea when she should recall (counting on her passive while I had [[ignite]] up), then I got some man on man action botlane and managed to snowball two lanes, giving us the game. 3rd game ([[nautilus]] I just did my usual thing: start botside, do golems - > birdies - > gank bot at level 2 with E and Q up (or sometimes I do level 3 ganks instead, but it's so easy to go bot early now since my champ is a tank with loads of cc and a lot of people don't expect it). I also seem to get focused A LOT as Nautilus, even going full tank, so naturally my team takes the queue and while I soak up what I can they clean up. 2nd game I was against a [[malzahar]] mid but had a Diamond 1 [[jarvan iv]] jungler. Malz already has issues with mobility and this guy not only flashed early when they invaded, but he also pushed like a maniac, getting ganked by EVERYONE on my team. I actually at some point said I was just opening my mouth while the kills were getting entered. It was a complete and utter stomp. 1st game (freshly finished) I was "against" [[shyvana]] and had a blitzcrank, so I knew I had to pressure bot a lot due to a) they had [[sivir]], a natural pusher, b) shyvana doesn't gank that much (and the bitch didn't, sorry for her) and c) I wanted to have early dragon control which, with the help of our [[maokai]] having [[teleport]] and enemy cho taking [[ignite]], was basically guaranteed. I was also getting heavily targetted AGAIN, which was perfect since we got our jinx fed like a crazy mofo. Whenever I saw people trying to for for her, I'd do EVERYTHING to stop them. Felt gud yo. [/columns][/quote]

[quote=VexRoth][quote=FalseoGod][center][b][color=#ff8000]PROGRESS - PLAT 1 YAY (0 LP)[/color][/b] 100% Solo [/quote] Congrats on making Plat 1! [quote=FalseoGod] 3rd game ([[nautilus]] I just did my usual thing: start botside, do golems - > birdies - > gank bot at level 2 with E and Q up (or sometimes I do level 3 ganks instead, but it's so easy to go bot early now since my champ is a tank with loads of cc and a lot of people don't expect it). I also seem to get focused A LOT as Nautilus, even going full tank, so naturally my team takes the queue and while I soak up what I can they clean up. [/quote] Stealing. Bot has been a problem for me of late because the damn thing is always warded six ways to Sunday. (don't mind me while I sweep...dammit I only have one sweeper that I haven't bought yet because I prefer having a vision trinket early). Making me consider bringing back Pantheon in my rotation, but if I go there early with Tons of CC(TM)...[/quote]

[quote=Fat_fast]Plat 1, huh? Nice. Be careful though, plat 1 for some strange reason amasses rows among rows of lunatics.( I should know, attempted to get diamond V at the last week of season 4 didn't do much good, beside making me question the durability of my fist against the wall. Ended up losing a division)[/quote]